drunk

LOOK--IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN we draw straws, the winner changes uniforms with drunky pants here and gets to steal his identity, while we beam him down to the planet. Bingo-bango the monsters are happy and one of us has a 1-in-3 chance to never having to go on another away mission. Are you in?

WHEN YOU FEED YOUR CAT WHISKY they start to look like this

CHANGED WATER TO WINE woke up three days later in some cave

BEST.PARTY.EVER.