drunk

ALCOHOLIC OR DRUNK know your role

VODKA come morning, there's nothing left to say.

WHISKEY CHOCOLATE Because you'd probably get arrested for putting it in a bottle.

HAMMERED it was a good time man

GIVE HIM A BREAK he had a hard time at day care

HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE because booze

THIS is my grandma

AND YOU LET HIM IN YOUR HOUSE... because he said he had something for your kids.

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE

WHEN YOU FEED YOUR CAT WHISKY they start to look like this

A COLLEGE EDUCATION Stay in school, study hard, get a degree and still not make as much as her.