cops

TO BE FAIR if he had bacon, that would be cannibalism

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO ANGRY you forgot your weapon at home?

SUDDENLY Phil realized something was missing.

HE'S JUST GETTING READY FOR PRISON

Drunken dares Always seem like a good idea at the time!

SORRY CSI: MIAMI FANS Welcome to real life.

TASER I prefer to think of it as, "helping someone express themselves creatively through modern electric interpretive dance."

I SEE THEM ROLLIN' I hatin

FRENCH COPS absolutely arresting

IN RUSSIA, STRIPPERS... ummm, I've got nothing for this. But, I'll be thinking about it later.

WHERE does mommy grow her special garden?