cops

TASER I prefer to think of it as, "helping someone express themselves creatively through modern electric interpretive dance."

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD You Attacked A Motorcyclist With An Umbrella

CAUSE running from the cops is great exercise

FRENCH COPS absolutely arresting

SUDDENLY Phil realized something was missing.

MEANWHILE common sense dies a slow, painful death

HAS ANYONE!!! seen my contact lens?

IN RUSSIA, STRIPPERS... ummm, I've got nothing for this. But, I'll be thinking about it later.