cops

MORE GUARD is what you got

TO PROTECT & SERVE

FAT COPS Don't laugh. They'd rather shoot you and fill out paperwork than chase you down.

STILL Not as gay as twilgiht

COPS these days will not hesitate to bust a move on your face.

YOU KNOW COPS SUCK if you have to resort to this

FEATS OF STRENGTH Somehow not as manly as they used to be.

CAUSE running from the cops is great exercise