IN SOVIET RUSSIA christmas lights hang you
JAPAN turning a holiday of goodwill into unmitigated horror
SO.... what do you want for christmas fool?
FATHER'S WORST NIGHTMARE
NO, IT WAS SANTA that was a christmas tree
SANTA IS A WIZARD it's obvious when you think about it.
HIS MAN CARD never issues!
When your young and small, but want to be big and cool like the guys on TV
