Charlie Sheen

MOVIES they predict the future

CHARACTER ACTOR Ur doin' it right...even if it's bad.

JENNIFER GREY Charlie Sheen's first goddess

MEANWHILE in the dreams of Charlie Sheen

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD you threatened a knife with another knife?

CHARLIE SHEEN now looking for a canadian pardon

GARY Uses Charlie Sheen

But his constant use of Charlie Sheen transformed him. Transformed him into a warlock who shape-shifted into a...

Being a magical unicorn that could carry a man and a half was great, and everything was just chugging along quite nicely.

But then other people started taking Charlie Sheen and couldn't handle it.

The Gods of Chaos became worried that Charlie Sheen would attempt to dethrone them.

And the battle for craziest bastard rages on...