Charlie Sheen

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? he's half coke.

MEANWHILE... in Charlie Sheen's study

CHARLIE SHEEN WITH A MACHETE I'm just gonna hide under my quilt, tell me when it's over.

MEANWHILE in the dreams of Charlie Sheen

WINNING! still more sane than scientology

I SEE NO REASON for disbelief

CHARLIE SHEEN making sure he has enough for the weekend

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD that you spiked your brother's drink with "charlie sheen?"

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD When an adult film star says she has never seen anyone "able to take in some much at once."

GARY Uses Charlie Sheen

CHARLIE SHEEN now looking for a canadian pardon

HMMM..... "there's gotta be an easier way to do coke."

WHAT AM I FEELING HERE? Pride? No, that's not it.