Charlie Sheen

SHEEN ON COKE You're doing it wrong.

CHARLIE SHEEN Still 42% more sane than Tom Cruise

WIN THE FUTURE? how can you win the future if you can't even win an election

NO CHARLIE! You will not out-crazy me!

MEANWHILE... in Charlie Sheen's study

MY CHILDHOOD WAS RUINED when I realized he was the brother of emilio estevez

MOVIES they predict the future

I GUESS THIS IS WHY people don't trust wikipedia

GARY Uses Charlie Sheen

CHARLIE SHEEN was here

But his constant use of Charlie Sheen transformed him. Transformed him into a warlock who shape-shifted into a...

Being a magical unicorn that could carry a man and a half was great, and everything was just chugging along quite nicely.

But then other people started taking Charlie Sheen and couldn't handle it.

The Gods of Chaos became worried that Charlie Sheen would attempt to dethrone them.

And the battle for craziest bastard rages on...

WHAT HAS BEEN SHEENED cannot be un-sheened,

SAD THING IS it looks like he's a little short

FAILING harder than normal

WINNING It's not just for winners anymore.

WINNING the future.