Charlie Sheen

JENNIFER GREY Charlie Sheen's first goddess

CARLOS IRWIN ESTVEZ you never will... wait a minute, wtf?

UH OH.... looks like goofy tried some charlie sheen

MOVIES they predict the future

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD you threatened a knife with another knife?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD that you spiked your brother's drink with "charlie sheen?"

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD When an adult film star says she has never seen anyone "able to take in some much at once."

SAD THING IS it looks like he's a little short

WHAT HAS BEEN SHEENED cannot be un-sheened,

WINNING the future.

I SEE NO REASON for disbelief

CHARACTER ACTOR Ur doin' it right...even if it's bad.

CHARLIE SHEEN Still 42% more sane than Tom Cruise

NO CHARLIE! You will not out-crazy me!

MY CHILDHOOD WAS RUINED when I realized he was the brother of emilio estevez