Charlie Sheen

CHARLIE SHEEN &LINDSAY LOHAN have opened up their own church

CHARLIE SHEEN he likes long walks on the beach

But his constant use of Charlie Sheen transformed him. Transformed him into a warlock who shape-shifted into a...

Being a magical unicorn that could carry a man and a half was great, and everything was just chugging along quite nicely.

But then other people started taking Charlie Sheen and couldn't handle it.

The Gods of Chaos became worried that Charlie Sheen would attempt to dethrone them.

And the battle for craziest bastard rages on...

"MOMMY" "Charlie Sheen sneezed on me."

CHARLIE SHEEN Still 42% more sane than Tom Cruise

JENNIFER GREY Charlie Sheen's first goddess

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD that you spiked your brother's drink with "charlie sheen?"