Charlie Sheen

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD When an adult film star says she has never seen anyone "able to take in some much at once."

WINNING It's not just for winners anymore.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD you threatened a knife with another knife?

MEANWHILE in Charlie Sheen's study

CHARLIE SHEEN &LINDSAY LOHAN have opened up their own church

BOOKS unlikely to be found in charlie sheen's house

CHARLIE SHEEN is that you?

FAILING harder than normal

SAD THING IS it looks like he's a little short

EMILIO ESTEVEZ'S childhood was ruined when he realized this was his brother

CHARLIE SHEEN as himself

MOVIES they predict the future

CHARLIE SHEEN making sure he has enough for the weekend

CHARLIE SHEEN WITH A MACHETE I'm just gonna hide under my quilt, tell me when it's over.

CHARLIE SHEEN Still 42% more sane than Tom Cruise

WIN THE FUTURE? how can you win the future if you can't even win an election