baby

IT IS CLEARLY a baby holding a finger

I'M WATERING A SHOE. F* off.

HORNCEPTION

PARENTING you're doing t it wrong

PLEASE, for the love of god, DON'T!

NURSING MOTHERS should not use spray tan

OTHERWISE how will little billy handle beer when he's five

A BATH WITHOUT WATER is actually less awkward than having a bath dressed, with a dog, a baby, and a pink rifle.

THEY SEE ME STROLLIN they hatin'

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