axe

SEEMS LEGIT

DEFIANCE IN THE FACE OF DANGER It's just stupid

UNLESS ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, THEN best. invention. ever.

ABE LINCOLN he doesn't always kill vampires, but when he does he prefers an axe.

GOING TO WORK gonna solve some problems there

ORK TECHNOLOGY bringing one size fits all to a whole new level

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID but you're in real trouble.

DOROTHY keep your hands off his apples

MEANWHILE, in Minnesota...

WALKEN In a winter wonderland

MEANWHILE in Sweden

BATMAN NEVER USES GUNS But he is not above using a battleaxe