Terrifying

I SHALL CALL HIM... Mini-Biebs

TROPHY WIFE

VIOLATORS Are delicious

FOR A GOOD TIME.. call someone else. anyone else

ARE INVISIBLE

A ZERO whatever you do, don't divide by it

I WAS ONCE AN INTERNET USER LIKE YOU then I took a SOPA to the knee

DAY 22 ON THE ISLAND Today I've found a leather sleeping bag, but it's all wet inside...

SEEMS LEGIT

DRACULA He just saw Twilight

WHICHEVER IT IS... you better start watching where it is NOW

WHAT 'S YOUR DAMNED PROBLEM NOW?

SOON very soon

STORM TROOPERS More effective than police officers.

INTIMIDATING ...and I don't think that puny guide rail can hold it for long.