Terrifying

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN DOLL Now you're creeped out

CONCEITED forcing your kid to wear your face on his shirt

HOLY--! Is that a f*ing spider?!

THIS is why nobody watches sumo wrestling.

KILLITKILLITKILLIT killitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillit

POOR KERNING a close runner up

SMILING you're doing it wrong

PLAY DATE have fun with the twins, son. I'll pick you up at 4:00. And if the walls start bleeding try not to get any on your clothes

VAMPIRE level: redneck

OH MY GOD! there's no food on the table

EUPHEMISMS because 'choking the chicken' and 'porking the pig' are better spoken and not seen.

THEME PARK PHOTOS Because there are moments that you just don't want to forget