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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Manager reduces hours on payslips, employee catches her out after 8 months of documenting: 'I started screenshotting the rota'
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21-year-old refuses to reconcile with parents who spent his childhood sidelining him for their adopted son: ‘Even if they take accountability, I'm not sure I would be open to restoring contact’
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44-year-old refuses to become legal guardian of friend Beth’s 17-year-old daughter Chloe after raising her for 10 years: ‘I really do want to help her, it’s just not possible for multiple reasons’
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9 to 5 employee declines work call at 10 PM, gets placed on performance improvement plan afterwards: 'I questioned whether there was any urgency'
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Employee calls his 45-year-old homeless coworker uncivilized for bringing spoiled food into the store: 'Bathroom sink is full of food debris, and it smells.'
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