Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:
Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS.
Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!
Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe
The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.
Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld
I don't want to meet you in the middle, Rumsy. Sorry.
GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!
Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Tom Felton
That's right, folks! Today we're combining all of the sexiness with all the evilness and giving it all to you FULL THROTTLE! Happy Friday, look-alikes! Can ya handle this hawtness? AWWW YEAHHHH!
