politicians

Joe Biden Totally Looks Like Bob Barker

Joe also looks like...

John Dickinson Totally Looks Like Lieutenant Commander Data

And how!

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Quagmire

Say it with me now: GIGGITY! It's funny because it works on so many levels. Well, really just the one level, but still...

Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Now it's your turn to assign Munster roles to other members of the Clinton administration. I'll get the ball rolling with the most obvious comparison: Bill Clinton = Herman Munster. Go!

Sarah Palin Totally Looks Like Bob the Builder

Three-year-olds love Bob the Builder, and grown adults with the brains of a three-year-old love Sarah Palin!

Richard Nixon Totally Looks Like This Eggplant

Food is like laughter: It feels great in your throat.

Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech (Dustin Diamond)

Unfortunately, there exists no bell large or loud enough to save Anthony or his weiner from the consequences of his mistakes.

Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Chucky

Sometimes I wonder how different things would be if, instead of politicians, a gang of murderous dolls ran the world. Probably not too different.

Angela Merkel Totally Looks Like Y U NO Guy

Florida Governor Rick Scott Totally Looks Like Woody Harrelson

But only one of them can play his way into our hearts on the bongos.

Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.