The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright
Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...
GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!