politicians

Pauly D Totally Looks Like Kim Jong Il

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

Sarah Palin Totally Looks Like Bob the Builder

Three-year-olds love Bob the Builder, and grown adults with the brains of a three-year-old love Sarah Palin!

Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Now it's your turn to assign Munster roles to other members of the Clinton administration. I'll get the ball rolling with the most obvious comparison: Bill Clinton = Herman Munster. Go!

Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Macaulay Culkin

Angela Merkel Totally Looks Like Y U NO Guy

Rick Perry Totally Looks Like Dorian Tyrell from The Mask

Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld

I don't want to meet you in the middle, Rumsy. Sorry.

The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...

Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.

John Dickinson Totally Looks Like Lieutenant Commander Data

And how!

Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Chucky

Sometimes I wonder how different things would be if, instead of politicians, a gang of murderous dolls ran the world. Probably not too different.