politicians

Young Stephen Harper (Canadian Prime Minister) Totally Looks Like Ringo Starr

And thus it was proved that the hairstyle currently known as "The Bieber" has actually been around since long before that little termite was even born.

Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Unisex hairstyles: The mohawk, the mullet, the Bieber, and then the whatever-the-hell-this-is.

The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...

Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Macaulay Culkin

John Dickinson Totally Looks Like Lieutenant Commander Data

And how!

Angela Merkel Totally Looks Like Y U NO Guy

Richard Nixon Totally Looks Like This Eggplant

Food is like laughter: It feels great in your throat.

Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.

Al Lettieri (Sollozzo, "The Godfather") Totally Looks Like Andrew Cuomo

Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Chucky

Sometimes I wonder how different things would be if, instead of politicians, a gang of murderous dolls ran the world. Probably not too different.

Joe Biden Totally Looks Like Bob Barker

Joe also looks like...

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Tom Felton

That's right, folks! Today we're combining all of the sexiness with all the evilness and giving it all to you FULL THROTTLE! Happy Friday, look-alikes! Can ya handle this hawtness? AWWW YEAHHHH!

Ah, youth.