politicians

The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...

John Dickinson Totally Looks Like Lieutenant Commander Data

And how!

Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Macaulay Culkin

Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech (Dustin Diamond)

Unfortunately, there exists no bell large or loud enough to save Anthony or his weiner from the consequences of his mistakes.

GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley

Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!

Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Now it's your turn to assign Munster roles to other members of the Clinton administration. I'll get the ball rolling with the most obvious comparison: Bill Clinton = Herman Munster. Go!

Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Unisex hairstyles: The mohawk, the mullet, the Bieber, and then the whatever-the-hell-this-is.

Al Lettieri (Sollozzo, "The Godfather") Totally Looks Like Andrew Cuomo

Sarah Palin Totally Looks Like Bob the Builder

Three-year-olds love Bob the Builder, and grown adults with the brains of a three-year-old love Sarah Palin!

Pauly D Totally Looks Like Kim Jong Il

Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.

Richard Nixon Totally Looks Like This Eggplant

Food is like laughter: It feels great in your throat.

Joe Biden Totally Looks Like Bob Barker

Joe also looks like...