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Miss Hattie (Despicable Me) Totally Looks Like Marjorie Dawes (Little Britain)

Oh, great, thanks! Now the phrase "Dust. Dust is very low in fat" will be chirping in my head all day.

Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."

Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran

Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!