British

Kathryn Bigelow Totally Looks Like Kate Middleton

One married a world-renowned director and the other married a prince. Why is it that all I have to show for my love life is a strange, untreatable rash?!

This Guy From "The 1940s House" Totally Looks Like A Senegal Parrot

High fashion often takes cues from the animal kingdom. Please see many designs by Roberto Cavalli, Lady Gaga's Kermit dress, Lady Gaga's meat dress, and Anna Wintour's face (which totally looks like, and may very well be, over-processed albino seal hide).

Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."

Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran

Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!

Nicholas II of Russia Totally Looks Like George V of the United Kingdom

AWWWWWW YEAH! History just got INTERESTING! Oh, no, wait... It didn't. Sorry.

Queen Elizabeth Totally Looks Like Mrs. Finster

I wonder if that look of disapproval is meant for Kate Middleton.

Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby

The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"