Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby
The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"
Queen Elizabeth Totally Looks Like Mrs. Finster
I wonder if that look of disapproval is meant for Kate Middleton.
Nicholas II of Russia Totally Looks Like George V of the United Kingdom
AWWWWWW YEAH! History just got INTERESTING! Oh, no, wait... It didn't. Sorry.
Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran
Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!
Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes
OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."
