Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter

Your options are:

A) A tea party with Russell Brand B) A tea party with an illustration of a fictional character C) A Tea Party rally protesting... well... everything

The only acceptable answers are B and C.

GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley

Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!

Sheeva From Mortal Kombat Totally Looks Like Grace Jones

If you ever feel the need to get my attention, simply mix:

1 part Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" 8 parts Sheeva's arms 1 part wild dance party

And when I catch wind of these events, perfectly-aligned, I will ask you to pull right up to my bumper, baby.

Orlando Jones Totally Looks Like Master Juba