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Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter

Your options are:

A) A tea party with Russell Brand B) A tea party with an illustration of a fictional character C) A Tea Party rally protesting... well... everything

The only acceptable answers are B and C.

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GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley

Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!

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Sheeva From Mortal Kombat Totally Looks Like Grace Jones

If you ever feel the need to get my attention, simply mix:

1 part Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" 8 parts Sheeva's arms 1 part wild dance party

And when I catch wind of these events, perfectly-aligned, I will ask you to pull right up to my bumper, baby.