mustache

The King of Beers has been spilt all over the floor.

Is quite epic.

Rather than pull out some lame mustache pun, I mustache you a questi... dammit...

The Hungry Whale, patronized by young women, and older women with mustaches that make Burt Reynold envious.

Happy holidays, I won't try to hurt, but it may happen. -Awkward Mustache Guy

But I mustache... er must ask what is that guy doing back there?

The old pseudo tattooed mustache finger trick, that's how you get in the photos with the celebrities, kids.

Will do, sir. Sorry to even implicate any sort of distrust of your stache, sir.