By Unknown
The Hungry Whale, patronized by young women, and older women with mustaches that make Burt Reynold envious.
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I mustache you not to laugh, these majestic pieces of facial hair are a man's (or woman's) crowning show of vigor. Some may just grow it out endlessly, others may style it, and still others create a diorama of the Battle of Gettysburg from their lip whiskers. So enjoy how far someone can take a mustache joke and check out these memes and gifs all about the stash.
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By Unknown
Rather than pull out some lame mustache pun, I mustache you a questi... dammit...
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By Monkey Smashes Heaven
Will do, sir. Sorry to even implicate any sort of distrust of your stache, sir.
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By Mrs_Payne
The old pseudo tattooed mustache finger trick, that's how you get in the photos with the celebrities, kids.
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