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Just four days after YouTuber Blake Rosier 's car got stolen, the police recovered the vehicle and arrested the bandits, but that wasn't the end of it. The car thieves left behind a chaotic mess of bizarre novelty objects, illegal drugs, food, clothing, and a bunch of other crap. Rosier documented the contents of his recovered car in a hilarious “unboxing” video. In the video, Rosier examines a handsaw and a pile of Smurfs as he wonders whether the thieves knew who he was and did it as a prank .

Today Cracked finally reveals some disturbing, secret Sonic the Hedgehog lore that Sega almost certainly wishes they'd leave well enough alone. This... is CanonBall.

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Aztrosist is back with another meme review, this time about the viral "Kramer, What's Going On In There?" meme, which is a highly modifiable image macro taken from the popular sitcom Seinfeld.

The only driver that accepts tips intravenously.

'Tyra should host America's Squid Game'

Cracked returns to the The Matrix: Resurrections with only $20 in their hands. After all this time.

‘Tis the season! For you to hear the entire Santa Clause movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding while he’s stuck in an extremely inconvenient battle for Santa's power. And yes, we mean the entire Santa Clause movie timeline: Every movie from The Santa Clause to The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. Hopefully they don't make a Santa Clause 4.

Gingers do have souls!

It's not that deep...

The entire Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City reboot movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient marriage therapy session with his clone. Hopefully this reboot doesn't get a reboot sequel.

What would happen if crowdfunding sites like Kickstarter, GoFundMe, Indiegogo and others were actually honest? They probably wouldn't raise any funds at all.

If you were a fan of All Gas No Brakes and haven't watched Andrew Callaghan's new series Channel 5 yet, you really need to start with this recent special on the Utah Rap Festival. In this 15-minute highlight from Channel 5's full episode on Patreon, the youth of Salt Lake City impart us with invaluable wisdom, such as 'f-ck the mormons b-tch!' The chaotic energy in this video is agitating and addictive at the same time—at times it hurts to watch and yet you can't look away. Channel 5 is a gratif