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I never want to spend another Mennonite without you ever again! - Matty Malaprop

I feel like this pun could have been better if it had featured phalluses and Willem Dafoe, but maybe that's just me. - Matty Malaprop

IN SOVIET RUSSIA TV watches you

No, seriously, this comic is my life. And my middle name is STEVEN. GET OUT OF MY HEAD COMIC CREATOR!! - Matty Malaprop

Simception - Going Deeper

But you know what isn't amiable? THE F*ING WATERMARK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VIDEO GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! - Matty Malaprop