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Johnny Rotten Roasted For Getting Genital Flea Bites After Squirrel Rescue

We know. This title belongs in r/brandnewsentence. But today's weirdest news comes courtesy of Johnny Rotten, the frontman of legendary punk band the Sex Pistols. It seems the 64 year old had befriended some neighborhood squirrels and welcomed the critters into his Venice Beach home. Unfortunately, their thank you was a lot less wholesome than his fostering attempt. "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f–ing flea bite on it," Rotten explained to the UK's Daily Star. "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on.The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs." "I just hope they don't get the wrong idea," he continued. 

The experience sounds dreadful - and people on Twitter are absolutely roasting the singer's itchy experience. Johnny Rotten's outspoken support for Donald Trump and MAGA have already been under fire for being completely antithetical to his punk past - and it seems that fans that have turned their back on him are relishing the opportunity to mock his misfortune. However you feel about this bizarre story, it's definitely proof that 2020 has a lot more tricks up its sleeve.

 

Twitter roasts Johnny Rotten for getting flea bites on his penis after trying to befriend or rescue some squirrels in his Venice Beach Los Angeles home, MAGA, Donald trump supporter
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21 Retail Warriors Share Their Most Ludicrous Customer Requests

There are very few jobs as thankless as that of a retail worker. Having to juggle your regular responsibilities and entitled people should be an Olympic sport. This Twitter thread from last week is proof that everyone needs to work retail at some point so we can avoid the horror stories these poor people had to endure.

Funny tweets about horrible retail customers, customer demands, working in customer service, customer service workers, yikes, funny tweets, retail work | Scott WamplerT O @ScottWamplerBMD At very first serving job ever had woman ordered Diet Coke with one ice cube an inch on each side and laughed, thinking she joking, she just stared at waiting. Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun most ridiculous demand customer has made go first working retail woman once demanded pick her up her Botox
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19 Cringey Moments Of Obnoxious Gatekeeping

Ever meet a person who thinks they are the premier authority of any given subject? That they call the shots of what's right or what's wrong. Well, the internet is full of these people, and they're commonly referred to as gatekeepers. They generally exert this "authority" over aspect of culture, such as gaming, or even institutions such as marriage or the concept of "maniliness." The practice is wholly obnoxious, and often downright offensive. The r/gatekeeping subreddit is filled with examples of these holier-than-thou types, and because we like to mock people like this, we've got some primo posts here to share with you. We hope these sad people get the comeuppance they deserve. 

Shameful cringey moments of gatekeeping, tweets, twitter, yikes, rude, gaming, masculinity | THIS is FAMILY THIS is NOT FAMILY homophobic t shirts | Sitting front craft beer couple at Twins game and they keep going NOT BEER poor vendors selling Bud Light. Imagine being so uninteresting think this counts as personality
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20 'Nice Guys' Who Showed Their Toxic Entitlement

There's been a lot of talk about incels and 'nice guys' over the past few years, and for good reason. There really are dudes out there who fervently believe they're entitled to the affection of women just because they treat them with a modicum of kindness. Sadly, they don't realize that being benevolent in order to get what they want isn't actually "nice." It's manipulative. And when the manipulation doesn't work? They go off the rails and reveal their toxic and entitled truth. These specimens from r/niceguys truly encapsulate this mysoginistic and cringey mindset. We hope they get the help they so clearly need. Or at least a really good talking to.

Cringey nice guys who manipulate and harass women when they don't get what they want, misogyny | New Jersey Man Stabbed Head Protecting Friend Violent Ex-Boyfriend She probably still friendzoned him. Focus on yourself, king | Still can't believe spent $150 on dinner and didn't yea. Even bought flowers done being nice guy.
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17 Depressing Cringe Pics For People Who Want To Feel Bad

The internet is a sad, scary place that seems to be brimming with cringe. These cringey pics, however, are a special breed. These embarrassing posts are actually so cringeworthy and sad that they're guaranteed to make you feel more depressed than you already are. If you're into that sort of thing.

Cringe pics that are depressing | Porn hub pickleline88 Didn't get invited my best friends party so here am | Porn hub 4 days ago pickleline88 Didn't get invited my best friends party so here am Reply 336
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35 Choosing Beggars Who Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

In the age of GoFundMe, people are becoming super entitled and super shameless when they ask for help of any kind. These "needy" individuals are some of the worst offenders we've seen yet. We really hope these choosy beggars take a long and hard in the mirror, but we're not holding our breath for that kind of decency.

Choosy beggars, choosy beggars on social media, cringe | So guy bought drink last night and gave him my number and Chlo Matt is officially retiring nights out 02-UK 11:42 91% Danny Atik IMessage Today 11:35 Hey who's this?x Aha met atik last night x O ye dennim dress?x 's one x Delivered Nice one could transfer those drinks bought last nite since didn't go home togeva wasn't really worth my time lol x | Dating 1100 month Rent $300 My nails 100 My hair-$100 Take shopping AT LEAST 300 Utilities 20
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21 Cringeworthy Times Reply Guys Risked It All

If you've ever spent time on social media, you're probably aware of the existence of "Reply Guys." The term refers to men who go out of their way to reply (unsolicited) to women's tweets or slide into dms with comments that are generally very inappropriate and very horny. While we're sure these messages are generally disturbing and annoying to recipients, we have to admit that the cringey ballsiness of the senders is incredibly entertaining. Twitter account @guyinthereply has set out to document these creepy messages, and their archive is filled with pure gold. We've put together some of the more tame examples but you can visit their twitter for the stuff that is decidedly NSFW. 

Cringey tweets from creepy guys, reply guys | Meghan Daum could just keep them do think? Or keep one would be just @meghan_daum 5h $1000. ENEOSa t 2 15 14 Stephen Marche Follow Replying meghan_daum have see on foot decide 4:58 PM 11 Jun 2019 ta 5 | RipleyShaine @ThatOne Re 1h would love Fallout: New Orleans 4 32 Aidan Replying ThatOneRed Guard and @BethesdaStudios would love be toilet paper 5/29/18, 09:45
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16 Tumblr Posts That Roast The Crap Out Of Terrible Fanfiction

Nothing says "cringey" quite like the insane fanfic that lurks in the deep dark corners of the internet. Whether the fanfiction been written by horny teenagers that don't really know anything about sex, or people who are *ahem* a bit overly creative  - we cannot get enough of these Tumblr tidbits!

tumblr posts about fanfiction | deportredmayne found presidential fan fiction really distressed Obama smiled, running hand down Bill's chest about some economic expansion, big boy?
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24 Cringey Pics To Make You Feel Better About Yourself

People always warn against comparing yourself to others, but when you're given the opportunity to pinpoint the vast differences between you and human garbage fires, you'll end up feeling pretty freakin' great. These tidbits from Reddit and facepalm-inspiring social media posts are guaranteed to up your self esteem. If these don't have you feelin' like a snack you can check out these cringey pictures from hell.

Funny cringe pics | Today 6:54 AM Don't hang feet off bed at night! If do Devil will eat them Today 8:12 AM Da Gross Grandma died last night at 2 morning | Snobs Fortnite is casuals II Play as commentary on inevitability death an increasingly war-torn world where too many people are Over resources while dealing with dichotomy getting noticed and 's art Snobs Wut Casual 10:39 PM 5/11/19 Twitter Web Client 1 Like
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Exquisitely Cringey Posts That Were Meant To Be Deep

Remember being an emo tween/teenager? Unfortunately, we do too. Listening to sad songs on repeat. Thinking we our first school relationships were "forever." Posting attention-seeking messages to social media, hoping someone notice all the pain. While the depression was often very real, there's a painfully cringey- and amusing - aspect to people who wear their hearts on their sleeve on the internet. Don't believe us? Scroll down and brace yourself for some serious discomfort.

Cringey posts that were meant to be deep from social media, teenagers, love, depression, heartbreak, sadness | seven years old my teacher told most COlorful insectS were also most venomous ones and ffteen years old looked into blue eyes and realized She had been right all along. | Fake is new real and don't fit THE CLASSY PEOPLE
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19 Cringey And Sad Moments From The Pits Of Reddit

Reddit's got a lot of things going for it. At its best, it's a place for people to share their interests and support one another. At its worst? A hellhole of bad political takes, creepy anime obsession, and cringey idiocy. Twitter's @AwfulReddit painstakingly collects these yucky moments and presents them in a way that masochistic lovers of schadenfreude can easily enjoy. We've put some of their latest and greatest "yikes" offerings for quick enjoyment - but be sure to follow if you dig the pain. As long as Reddit exists, we're sure they'll be churning out the funny. 

Funny and cringey moments from Reddit, yikes, keanu reeves, elon musk | Mongolian Fox mystery solved. You're Foxy! Hi there handsome Nine months later... Family Guy Quagmire and sexy furry create funny looking fox | I'd prefer immediately Keanu Reeves and Elon Musk for president 2024
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Bad & Utterly Cringey Experiments In Taxidermy

Taxidermy is an interesting art. On one hand, it's a touching way to immortalize dead pets or (yikes) hunting accomplishments you're proud of. On the other, it's a freakish way to absolutely destroy the sacred memory of a living thing. These examples of taxidermy definitely fall into the latter category, even if the sentiment was real. These ill-executed displays of animal immortalization are at their best entertaining, and at their worst? Positively cringeworthy. Enjoy. 

Funny cringey images of taxidermied animals, funny memes, taxidermy, stuffed animals, yikes, cringeworthy | SEXY TAXIDERMIED RAT UNDERWEAR | taxidermy animal that no longer looks like any existing animal species
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21 Ballsy Moments Of Extreme Entitlement

We here at Memebase are more than aware that choosy beggars are creeping all over the world (and on the internet.) We thought that maybe our shared plight during the pandemic might make people realize the errors of their ways. But these entitled individuals have definitely proved us wrong. 

Choosy beggars on the internet, karens get free pizza at dominos, covid-19, choosing beggars, entitled, entitlement | Today taking name Karen back Domino's is giving away free pizza people named Karen Karen don't like Domino's, though. | Sorry missed call Remind Message Decline Accept on my other line Feeeled any chance can get this free? if not then ill be taking my own life have until august 2, 4:30 PM EST
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Shameful Moments Of Deluded Entitlement

From Karens raging at customer service to choosing beggars looking for extravagant handouts, entitled people can be found everywhere IRL and on the internet. These privileged souls unfortunately chose to immortalize their unreasonable requests and feelings on the world wide web. And now we get to roll our eyes at them in unison.

Funny and cringey moments of extreme entitlement from choosing beggars and crazy deluded karens | KAREN area. Jolly ranchers, Attention all parents suckers and smarties might be adequate less fortunate neighborhoods like Cicero and Oak Park but NOT here are WAY better than them and candy hand out on Halloween must reflect Costco has king size candy bars and suggest all stock up. My kids expect and deserve only best. See few days. Like Comment Share
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34 Cringey People Who Need To Take Sex Ed

We often lament the current state of healthcare in the United States, but judging by these social media posts, we need to take a much harder look at the state of our school systems. These morons either cut all their Sex Ed classes or even worse - didn't have access to a sexual education program at all. 

For more cringey ignorance, check out these abominable posts we shared last year.

cringey social media posts, sex, menstruation, sex education, cringe, cringeworthy | so inspiring Why do girls keep having periods they hate them? Just stop having them, do makes happy | Julia Carpenter @juliaccarpenter This is happens let men write books partiar denture unat ne aiscreetly wrapped Kleenex and micked inpocket his suit coat he thougn ous wasn't watching. But she bathroom door didn't altogether close, due old frame house settling over centuries, and she had sit on toilet some
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26 Dumb Moments Of Pure Facepalm

Some things change. People grow older, they grow apart. Pandemics ravage the globe. Natural disasters become more frequent. People move. But one thing stays the same. One thing remains constant: the absolute joy  we feel while laughing at other people's stupidity. And there's a whole lot of it right here.

Funny social media posts made by stupid people, stupid people on the internet insane people on facebook, cringe, twitter, fails | Can someone explain they got all ice through small hole need holy water @holywaterig Imagine being this stupid | 5m lol but where are tho? 1 4m Owh Chile 1 4m mean where do live 3m Chile 1 2m 's not even funny 's problem 2m Chile
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