We're all familiar with the aphorism "Nice guys finish last." It seems that many self-proclaimed "nice guys" have contributed to a self-fulfilling dating prophecy by acting, well, the opposite of nice. These memes and pics embody just that kind of behavior.
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Oh, the humanity! We spend hours and hours trawling the deep corners of the web for fun stuff for you all to gaze upon. Every now and then, however, we come across pics or videos that make us wonder why we bother with this "life" thing at all. Here's some of the content that makes us wish the asteroid would hurry the f*ck up.
We've heard of women using dates to indulge in fancy meals and free drinks, but this one is new. Facebook user Jackie Cameron shared these cringey texts from a dude she had just met while fishing. Turns out his offer to cook her dinner was a veiled attempt at finding a place to stay for the night. In the end, the homeless "love interest" tries to turn things around on Jackie, making her out to be shallow. There's nothing shallow about wanting to date someone with a stable income and a roof over their head. Dating can be such a joy.
If you're bored of all the normie content that's flooded the internet (ahem, cat memes and uber-relatable content) these cursed images might be what you're looking for. These unsettling photos and strange usages of beans are anything but pleasant. But sometimes that's exactly what we need.
Karens demand to see the manager. Apparently Hank Hills threaten you with violence if you don't fetch 'em. Imgur user AWoodenMan, who admits to adoring King of the Hill, has made quite a case that Hank Hill is a villain where engaging with workers is concerned. We didn't want to believe it, but the proof is in the screen caps. The Texan is not nice to anyone who is just trying to do their job. This information is definitely not enough to get us to stop watching the show, but we are narrowing our eyes a bit more than usual.
Ever hear a boomer talk about how they bought a house straight out of college? Of course you have! Our parents and grandparents seem to have had it much easier than we do. We're loathe to trigger anyone with these "tired millennial complaints", but the harsh reality is that many of us younger folk are forced to live with multiple roommates, which means we have to deal with an awful lot of in-home politics, and sometimes - horror stories. These tales from the roommate crypt are reminders of why we need to save money and GTFO of these living situations for good.
When nice guys refer to themselves as "nice guys" they're usually the opposite. In this Facebook Messenger exchange, our gallant hero wastes no time revealing himself to be a creepy incel with serious rage issues. We hope this young lady was able to sell her phone to someone who respects boundaries and isn't a terrible woman-hater.
In the age of GoFundMe, people are becoming super entitled and super shameless when they ask for help of any kind. These "needy" individuals are some of the worst offenders we've seen yet. We really hope these choosy beggars take a long and hard in the mirror, but we're not holding our breath for that kind of decency.
Twitter mogul Chrissy Teigen asked her fans about their most embarrassing experiences ever, and we gotta say, they're bad. We mean like, never show your face to the outside world again bad. Read through them and laugh, but most of all, be real glad you aren't one of these people!
If you've ever spent time on social media, you're probably aware of the existence of "Reply Guys." The term refers to men who go out of their way to reply (unsolicited) to women's tweets or slide into dms with comments that are generally very inappropriate and very horny. While we're sure these messages are generally disturbing and annoying to recipients, we have to admit that the cringey ballsiness of the senders is incredibly entertaining. Twitter account @guyinthereply has set out to document these creepy messages, and their archive is filled with pure gold. We've put together some of the more tame examples but you can visit their twitter for the stuff that is decidedly NSFW.
