I've got the need for tweet

Give me those sweet sweet tweets

Good times for all

Twitter is one of the rare places on the internet where you can actually gain deeper insight into your friends' lives. On Instagram, we get the highlights-- their scenic vacations, their carefully posed photos, their well-photographed meals. On LinkedIn, we get an even less true truth, with their career aspirations and careful posturing. On Facebook, we get to see their family photos and how many people wish us happy birthday. But on Twitter, that's where I get to see what really eats my buddie…

Tweets for the many

Tweet it and let it be known

Twitter is proof of a collective consciousness . How else would we be able to read someone else's words and relate so hard? The best tweets tap into something fundamentally true about being human. Like the best stand-up comedy, the best tweets take something mundane and normal that we usually take for granted and point it out in concise language, helping us realize we're all living a shared experience. What's the deal with airline food, etc, etc. But conversely, another great brand of tweets is…

I've got Twitter fingers

Tweetpilled

Banger tweets only

A bit harsh

So fresh and so clean

Keeping you in the loop

It seems that everywhere you turn, what you're doing has been turned into an “aesthetic.” In the online world, every mundane activity is an opportunity for branding, product placement, and up-sells. You’re not getting your steps in, you're going on a “Hot Girl Walk.” Hitting the gym requires a constellation of pre-workout supplements, Apple over-ear headphones, and Gymshark matching sets. The phenomenon of Stanley cups and their requisite accessories have turned the simple act of drinking water…

Look mom, a funny tweet!

Some of our world's greatest minds are trapped on Twitter