A tweet a day keeps the doc away

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A person's choice of memes reveals a lot about them when shared with others. It's a window into their personality, whether they're reflective and pensive, embracing mainstream humor, or showcasing a forward-thinking comedic brilliance through the memes that adorn their Instagram stories. Whether you acknowledge it or not, your selection of memes carries significance. Matching the right memes with the right audience is crucial. You can't casually display outdated 2017 memes in front of seasoned…

It's sad to look around and see just how little free time we have for ourselves. So many of our precious moments spent on this earth are occupied by working or taking care of ourselves, and those aren't particularly fun activities. If you were to make a pie chart that shows the time you spend sleeping, working, and having fun, the having fun slice would be paltry at best and nearly invisible at worst. I'm not saying this to be a doomer. Quite the opposite, actually. I think it's our duty as liv…

What was he thinking?

So many people feel like they're so grown up when they're in their mid-twenties. This is allegedly when your brain chemistry is actually adult at that point, so perhaps you do magically become an adult when you turn 25. I am unsure about this because 25-year-olds are only a couple of years older than 23-year-olds, and we are not in completely different maturity stratospheres by any means. My 25-year-old friends might be slightly less of a fool than I am, but they aren't ready to completely aban…

Twitter is a place where online culture is created. That can be said of any number of social media sites, but Twitter is one that transcends the website and enters popular culture. Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “This sounds like it was written by a robot whose only exposure to humans is through Twitter discourse.” I had that exact thought while watching the 2022 movie Bodies, Bodies, Bodies , and I'm not the only one. Occasionally, tweets become so iconic that nobody ever forgets w…

I've been on Twitter for longer than any reasonable person should be on Twitter. I definitely had an account before I turned 13, and I've been tweeting up a storm ever since. I was especially obsessed with tweeting when I was in high school. Not to brag, but I was featured on my school's student news for having one of the funniest Twitter accounts at our school. Slow news day, I know, but it was impressive at the time. When I look back at those old tweets, I cringe like there's no tomorrow. I c…

Twitter is officially one year away from being a legal adult. I have been on the bird app (or, in the pre-iPhone days, the bird website ) for over half of its existence, so you'd think I would have a strong opinion about Twitter being around for 17 years. At this point, I'm just glad that Twitter is still managing to function. Elon Musk's purchase of the company appears to be the beginning of the end. The website is not getting any better, and Musk's plans to drive new users to the site seem to…

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