It's that time again

It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius

Can we just cancel work today?

Welcome to our future...

'tis the season for wearing a blanket around your shoulders like an aging king looking down on his kingdom

Winter is here

Just in time for the holidays

Where art thou Summer?

Winter is coming!

If a genie were to pop out of a bottle and approach me, floating just far enough so that they would not be 'in my personal space', I would gladly ask for my three wishes, and one of those would certainly be to completely erase my commute, or rather, rip my office building out of the ground and place it right on my neighbor's house. That way, I get 2 birds with one stone. Karen, you know you deserve it. Ever since it began getting dark at like, 4 pm, my good mood has taken a nosedive, and even t…

Freezingly funny memes

Memes that reign soupreme

Crispy cold collection of memes

Get that ketchup away from my hot dog

It's chilly in here

It's difficult for me to tell when something is unique to the midwest or if it's something everybody does. Sure, vocal tics like "ope" are stereotypically midwestern, but I find it hard to believe this is solely a feature of that region. I don't think I'd be laughed out of the room in New York or Texas if I said, “I'm just going to squeeze right past you,” but most non-midwesterners would opt for a simple, “excuse me" (or “pardon me” in Texas). One thing that I cannot stand by is the assertion…