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Listen, we appreciate that our advanced technologies have allowed us to transport wine in inventive ways and charge our phones from the couch. We even appreciate the simple bathtub tray for allowing us to watch a movie or read while soaking in a hot tub. But apparently their marketing teams are pretty clueless as to what people actually do in the tub. As Twitter user @doodlyroses pointed out in this thread, not only do bath tray manufacturers believe that only women take baths, they believe that they eat gigantic charcuterie boards while relaxing - and drink enough in the tub to pass out. The photos are ridiculous, and verge on sexist, but we think they'll provide you with a good laugh. Which is rare these days.

Remember the beginning of quarantine back in March? We thought we'd come out of the ordeal stronger, healthier, and with a greater appreciation for the privileges that come with "real life." Unfortunately, for many of us, that dream was very, very far from the truth. Many of us packed on the pounds, fought with our partners, and nearly lost our minds trying to juggle working from home and parenting. It was a nightmare - one that some people are still living. 

Barbie enthusiast Tonya Ruiz has decided use the simpler horrors of living through the pandemic to create versions of the classic dolls that people can actually relate to in these apocalyptic times. From manically trying to pick up new hobbies, to binge-eating and chugging wine, these remixed Barbies reflect our harrowing experiences. They also showcase Ruiz's creativity and attention to detail. We just wish we'd had a hobby like this to get us through the darker days of lockdown. 

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

It's Friday and you know what that means: time to crack open that bottle of wine you've been eyeing on your kitchen counter all week! And of course, drink responsibly and only if you're of age! Thanks 

@shittywinememes for many of these memes, and click here for a roundup of wine-mom memes for when you feel like cringing!

Raising kids is truly a full-time job. Most of us have jobs on top of that. How do we cope? Wine, shit-talking, and sometimes, if we're lucky, binge-watching television. These parenting memes, tips, and quotes will definitely be of some entertainment to anyone that just wants to piss in peace.

We're very familiar with the comic genius of artist Nathan Pyle. His knack for picking up on the weird tics of the world is unparalleled, and that's the entire premise of his gloriously weird and on-point series Strange Planet. He hasn't churned out a whole lot of material, so we are anxiously awaiting more. If you like what you see, give him a follow! Your Instagram feed will thank you.

No matter your political affiliation or opinion on cats vs. dogs, it's probably safe to say that we can all come together over wine, possibly humanity's greatest invention after the wheel. Of course, we have to remind you to drink responsibly, and only drink if you're of age because it's the law! 

All boxes checked? Great, now guzzle these memes!

Hey ladies! If you haven't had a girls night in a while or are need of some #relatablecontent or a good self-drag, these are the memes and tweets for you! From spending your entire paycheck at Sephora to pining over a dude that doesn't deserve a second thought, this collection of memes is sure to hit home.

We're not ashamed to admit that we are absolutely fascinated by wine moms. The basicness of their memes, their bizarre love for minions, and the sheer idea of how many gallons of pinot grigio they must have consumed as a demographic. To celebrate this very specific breed of wine-loving human, we've put together some of the most cringey and basic #winemom content we could find. National Wine Day may have been this past weekend, but if these moms are concerned, every day is National Wine Day!