Yzma is out here getting crunk with Kronk

How much wine is too much wine ? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I had enough dignity to put this drink in a cup, I did not use a wine glass. I would pour a bunch of wine into a little plastic cup and have a swell night of libations and merriment. Now that I'm an…

Unpopular opinion: Redbull is the perfect mixer

Counting down the seconds until Friday at 5PM

I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community . During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% correct. At the time, I thought buying screw-cap wine was so mature as opposed to one of those giant cans of peach-flavored Mikes Hard Lemonades. I usually wouldn't consume the whole bottle in…

A hangover happens because you're borrowing happiness from the morning and using it for your nighttime fun.

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I love eating and drinking

Drink up

No generation can mock us because we have accepted the cringe—NOW, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

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TGIF!