wedding

"And you take this man to be your lawfully wedded-"
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"... to be your-"
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"... grrr... to be your-"
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"WILL YOU SHUT THAT DAMN THING OFF?"

Well at least you'll have plenty of well-armed guests for the reception.

When an Illinois couple had their wedding announcement printed in a local paper, the fast food giant was quick to hop on social media and find the real couple in question:



A half-dozen puns about the "whopper" of an event later, Burger King tracked down the couple and offered to pay for the entire wedding and provide gifts! You can see their ecstatic reaction from their interview here:



Meanwhile, every single McDonald in the nation is starting to feel like they've been stiffed, and our friend Wendy was unavailable for comment.

Bruuuuuuuuuuh...