They hated him because he spoke the truth.

If you've spent multiple years engaging with internet memes, you can probably tell when a meme is dated. I remember being a freshman in high school, seeing image macros like Bad Luck Brian being used earnestly by my less online peers and having the passing thought of how passe they were. I would scroll through the Instagram Explore page, see a screenshot of a Tumblr textpost, and bemoan how I saw it in 2012, three whole years after it was regurgitated for an audience of “basics” (a now-dead ter…

Should my boss love me?

You have to get bored to get your imagination to work.

Just ask for more

"Me!"

Now that's an entrance

To be a girl is to perform

It could be way worse

A cartoon's lament

Dudes rock

We still love Donkey though!

New insult unlocked

It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Please, won't you be my neighbor?

“A kid looked me de@d in the eyes and said, ‘It makes sense why you’re not married.'…”

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