uh oh

Sometimes it's better to get to know someone before you fawn all over their taut abs, firm chest, not to mention those eyes you just want to high-dive into. Seriously they're like two oceans sparkling with depth and untold beauty. Wait... I should stop now.

SEASIDE HOUSE for sale by owner

Getting down on V-Day

EBAY DISHWARE should have gone to ikea

YOU ONLY HAVE TO RUN FASTER than the first guy to get anally probed

I USED TO BE an anime girl like you, but then I took a tentacle to the...

SEEMS LEGIT

BYE BYE WHEELS hellow broken neck

PROSTATE EXAM always terrifying