YOUR GIRLFRIEND DROPPED BY she left you a message
UH-OH mummy won't be happy
BUGS BUNNY is an a$$hole
YES IT WOUL
WTF IS THAT? asked the anus
SYMPATHY expect none from family
I LEFT THE UKRAINE for this?
IF AT ANY POINT YOU SEE ME WEARING THIS-- consider yourselves "on your own."
GOOD NEWS/ BAD NEWS "the good news," said my doctor, "is that you have a street named after you."
OCTOBER 31: OKAY any other day: not ok
OH S**T somebody's getting fired
SHEPHERD BOOK
SLIMY YET SATISFYING hakuna matata
(Mitt Romney)
