A guilty pleasure not many of us are ready to admit we have.

This is the female gaze?

We really should all just stay home.

With all the cringey incels and men's rights activists making themselves known both online and IRL, it's understandable to worry about toxic masculinity maintaining its grip on future generations. Many of my friends who have kids worry about bullying, bigotry, addiction, school shootings, and dangerous internet challenges. The world wide web has made many of these problems more prevalent. There's no way around it: being a parent is scary. Beyond those celebrities doing charity and making Instag…

There is a certain way to things, and it's called 'my way'.

Remember to drink responsibly.

Getting older is weird for a lot of reasons, but feeling nearly illiterate where Internet slang is concerned has gotta be up there, at least for me. While being online pretty much 24/7 is kind of my job, I'm still not hip to (or happy about) what kids these days are saying on social apps or even in regular conversation. It feels like people started saying GOAT years ago to describe something that is some variation of “greatest of all time,” but using “goated” as a verb is definitely a more rece…

Can people be normal for once? No? OK.

Do you ever think about how the most important documents of your life are probably locked away in some filing cabinet somewhere? If somebody put a gun to my head and asked me where my birth certificate was, you'd be preparing my death certificate soon afterward. There used to be a time when you literally had to print out everything. If there was a recipe you liked online, you had better print it if you wanted to avoid taking multiple trips to the family computer room while cooking. The printer…

This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pop Crave announcement. Last night, chaos erupted on Twitter dot com. Several sources reported that Twitter insiders claimed the public version of the app might not last for longer than a week. Since Elon Musk took over the company and began firing huge numbers of employees, the future of the website has become increasingly uncertain. Brands, advertisers, and longtime Twitter users began ditching their a…

Adulting is hard.

At age 34, I'm starting to notice that my body and face are changing. For a while, I thought I was pretty blessed genetically, but it seems what they say about smoking cigarettes is right: It ages you. Looking in the mirror may not be as fun as it used to be, but the most unpleasant part of this phase is the incessant advertisements that are popping up on all social apps. They're all for Botox, fillers, preventative skin care, and plastic surgery. If I didn't already have issues with myself, be…

Rightfully stumped.

What did he do wrong?

Greetings, friends. We're back with another jam-packed gallery of fresh and mostly-funny tweets. Which is, for once in our lives, saying something, because the bird app has been worse than ever. Between misinformation about the situation in Iran, Elon Musk being Elon Musk, and the recent elections, sh*t is looking pretty damn bleak. If it weren't for the funny people who still churn out jokes on the site, we'd have been gone a long, long time ago. Today's batch of Twitter treats features the ob…

Good luck with that