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Neat freak mommy influencer raises eyebrows bemoaning mess in spotless living room: 'No child lives in that house'

Ally Perry

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21 'Nobody Will Remember Your Salary, How Busy You Were, How Many Hours You Worked' Tweets for Those Who'll Remember What Really Matters

Emmy Pratt

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'She was good in court but communication with her is nearly impossible': Divorce lawyer responds to 86 emails from client and wins her custody and alimony, gets less than stellar review

Emmy Pratt

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Confused Gen Z works office job, complains that they get 5 days of work done in 2: 'Is this what life is going to be like for the next 50 years?'

Ally Perry

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Vegan party host orders 4 vegan pizzas, forces his friends to pay for it because he apparently wasn't hungry: 'We aren't going to pay because we didn't order, didn't enjoy it'

Emmy Pratt

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Self-centered remote working journalist complains about coffee shops having loud music: 'I can't hear myself think, let alone do Zoom calls here'

Ally Perry

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A Conventions Worth of the Funniest Memes and Tweets from the 2024 DNC, So Far

Elna McHilderson

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33 Memes For The Good of the Nation

Emmy Pratt

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'Why are the pages so filled with so many words?': Gen Z reader gets 34 pages into young adult novel, complains that it's too difficult to read

Ally Perry

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Gen Zer shows up to job interview in short shorts, refuses to go home and change when they offer for her to: 'They decided to reschedule the interview with me for tomorrow'

Emmy Pratt

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28 Memes of the Silly and Serious Variety

Emmy Pratt

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'Being likable is actually more important than being good': Beleaguered workers share their hard-won advice about employment

JR Atkinson

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Concerned stranger accosts 10-year-old and 6-year-old walking home alone from the library, prompts complaints about taking away childrens' independence: 'I hate that it's not normal for kids to be allowed to move around outside the house alone'

Ally Perry

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American tourist gloats about inferior European GDP, gets roasted by Europeans: 'This is why everyone hates Americans'

Ally Perry

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Picky wife complains that husband bought her the wrong brand of car: 'For the money he spent on that he could’ve bought what she asked for'

Ally Perry

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Delusional ex-boyfriend names baby with new partner after ex-girlfriend, proceeds to tell her: 'Naming your child after a past lover should be considered a crime'

Ally Perry

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