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Funny tweet by Jay Inslee that reads, "I'm a Boomer and it's time for our generation to do our part to defeat climate change. Ok, Boomers? (Did I do that right?)" above a still of Will Smith saying, "He a little confused, but he got the spirit"

He Tried, And That's All That Matters

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

twitter thread about how terrible the australia bushfires are | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead.

Horrifying Thread Reveals How Devastating The Australian Fires Really Area

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

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Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

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anti wholesome memes, depressing memes | Rules textinga girl: 1) give up 2) she doesn't 3) like 4) grandpa simpson holding a sign that reads DESPITE HAVING NO EVIDENCE AM STILL CONVINCED EVERYONE MY LIFE SECRETLY HATES

15 Anti-Wholesome Memes For Anyone Who's Sick Of The Holiday Cheer

Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

Funny reaction memes to 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' | anthony adams rubbing hands meme as Palpatine getting ready tell'Rey tragedy Darth plagueis wise. pics of anakin making weird faces superimposed over a photo of a sandy dune six emotional stages watching rise skywalker (2019, oil on canvas)

Fifteen Disappointed Reaction Memes To 'The Rise Of Skywalker' (SPOILERS)

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Funny tweet that reads, "For someone who didn't start a fire, Billy Joel sure is defensive about it"

Sounds Like Some Boomer Sh*t

Funny negative reviews of the movie 'Cats'

'Cats' Is So Bad That Critics Are Getting Rather Creative With Their Reviews