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Funny memes and tweets about dogs | dog breaking through wall Open bag snack another room My dog. drakeposting sully from monsters inc. eating same meal two days row My dog eating same thing 8 years row

Bunch Of Doggo Memes For Those Havin' A Ruff Day

Funny tweet about the reasons one might not like getting their photo taken, which includes feeling deeply self-conscious | when i say please don't take a picture of me it's not because i'm being bitchy and stubborn it's because if i see that picture i will seriously feel so bad about myself and think i am the ugliest thing on earth

Wow Didn't Expect To Be This Personally Attacked

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funny rnadom memes and tweets | My phone, keys and wallet running super late Lets Split Up Gang! fred from the scooby gang. tweet by KentingtonC saying Eat rich and being Marxist showing up job interview at corporation so won't die starvation: good janet bad janet from the good place

Memes & Shitposts For Mood-Improving Purposes

Funny Twitter memes entitled "The Cooking, The Face" where people put up a picture of something they've cooked next to a picture of their face | chuuslip cooking face (saw this on tl and thought cute dhdkdhdkdk) photo of a shirtless guy and photo of a pan with some dish being cooked

'The Cooking, The Face' Memes Roast Amateur, Overconfident Chefs

Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

Stealthy

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Funny meme, villagers, shrek, funny tweet about michigan guys who look like the villagers from shrek.

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Depressing Twitter thread about the high costs of paying for a college or graduate education in the United States | tweet by Grandpa_Rufus had mine down about $26 unable continue payments and now its $50k am glad they can add thousands fees federally back loan never goes away

Depressing Twitter Thread Details The High Costs Of Education In America

Funny twitter exchange about girl whose sister told her that the paper with kisses (chocolate) is edible, gets pranked again by person responding | when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w the chocolate for like a year. they are !!! wait for real?? why would you believe in this again

Got 'Em

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Heartwarming and inspiring Twitter thread about a stroke patient in Ireland who recovers fully | tweet by drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family. His wife Mary, 35, is at home with their daughter and new 2 week old baby, Noah s two days before Christmas. Horrified, Damian sees iPad his daughter is holding his wife Mary has collapsed ground. She is not moving. She can't speak.

Miraculous Story About A Stroke Patient Restored Our Faith In Humanity

Funny tweet by Jay Inslee that reads, "I'm a Boomer and it's time for our generation to do our part to defeat climate change. Ok, Boomers? (Did I do that right?)" above a still of Will Smith saying, "He a little confused, but he got the spirit"

He Tried, And That's All That Matters

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

twitter thread about how terrible the australia bushfires are | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead.

Horrifying Thread Reveals How Devastating The Australian Fires Really Area

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point