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funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

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Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

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Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

anti wholesome memes, depressing memes | Rules textinga girl: 1) give up 2) she doesn't 3) like 4) grandpa simpson holding a sign that reads DESPITE HAVING NO EVIDENCE AM STILL CONVINCED EVERYONE MY LIFE SECRETLY HATES

15 Anti-Wholesome Memes For Anyone Who's Sick Of The Holiday Cheer

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Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

Funny reaction memes to 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' | anthony adams rubbing hands meme as Palpatine getting ready tell'Rey tragedy Darth plagueis wise. pics of anakin making weird faces superimposed over a photo of a sandy dune six emotional stages watching rise skywalker (2019, oil on canvas)

Fifteen Disappointed Reaction Memes To 'The Rise Of Skywalker' (SPOILERS)

Funny tweet that reads, "For someone who didn't start a fire, Billy Joel sure is defensive about it"

Sounds Like Some Boomer Sh*t

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Funny negative reviews of the movie 'Cats'

'Cats' Is So Bad That Critics Are Getting Rather Creative With Their Reviews

Interesting Twitter thread written by an ex-Cigna vice president calling out the insurance industry's illusion of "choice"

Ex-Cigna VP Exposes The Health Insurance Industry's Illusion Of 'Choice'

Funny tweet about how there should be a "semi-exclamation point" used for work purposes, there really needs to be a semi exclamation point for when a period conveys too little enthusiasms in a work related email but using the full exclamation point makes you seem like a psychopath

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Funny memes about raccoons | News Nation Warld rabies scare West Virginia turned out be just raccoons drunk on crab apples. Here's Bob Ross holding baby raccoon brighten day.

Raccoon Memes In Honor Of The Cutest Little Trash Bandits

Funny random memes | Baby Yoda meme of looking at my mom standing in the rain with picture of soaked Kylo Ren as my mom because I've locked her out | Spongebob meme about trying to fall asleep at 3 in the morning with anxiety, depression, cringey things you did today and years ago and other distractions

Thirty Random Memes Meant For Killing Time

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California man gives Mom and her DIY husband 60 days to move out of inherited Texas home after stepdad’s handiwork turn the house into a “beyond repair” mess

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A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

Employee is let go after 11 years with no severance: 'Why is this underhandedness tolerated?'

Employee is let go after 11 years with no severance: 'Why is this underhandedness tolerated?'

25-year-old kicks his 35-year-old homeless brother out of his house after he flirts with his 25-year-old wife

25-year-old kicks his 35-year-old homeless brother out of his house after he flirts with his 25-year-old wife

Boss piles work on new employee, continually setting unrealistic expectations: 'Everything is a priority right now'

Boss piles work on new employee, continually setting unrealistic expectations: 'Everything is a priority right now'

16-year-old celebrates her passing grade with a boy in her class, enrages her 17-year-old boyfriend who gets straight As: 'He's never happy for me.'

16-year-old celebrates her passing grade with a boy in her class, enrages her 17-year-old boyfriend who gets straight As: 'He's never happy for me.'

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