Twitter's a comedy goldmine

Two Words: McDonald's Riverboat

I miss 7-Eleven :(

Sure, the world is full of pain and misery, and it can seem especially hopeless when your frame of reference is limited to whatever depressing crap the media is churning out on a daily basis. It may be hard to believe, but humans ain't all that bad. Good people do good things all the time, it's just that only a tiny fraction of heartwarming animal rescues and moments of human compassion are caught on camera and shared to r/HumansBeingBros . That said, we've collected a bunch of wholesome stuff …

He's done this before

Twitter's a wild and crazy place.

A different time

It doesn't matter which era, country, or parallel universe you're from—raising kids is always hard. But throw a global pandemic into the mix and parenting sounds damn near impossible to someone like me who hasn't yet been blessed with the miracle of children. Twitter has always been a place for strangers to vent to each other about all the little relatable problems we humans have to deal with on a daily basis, and parenting in the midst of a plague is definitely a biggie. @thetzechun recently to

Most people have at least one story they can tell that will freak people the f*** out. Sometimes they're wholesome moments of coincidence - like those people who realize they were photographed years ago at the beach at the same time and in the same place as their significant other . Sometimes the tales are terrifying. That's how a former coworker was able to convince me that ghosts are real. My party trick of a tale involves meeting and chatting with Keanu Reeves the first time I got stoned. Le…

Twitter excellence.

We're killing everything

As far as savagely mocking the rich goes, we have found a new hero. Twitter user @ClueHeywood went all-in a while back on Peloton bikes, their absurd advertising, and the people who actually own said bougie bikes. The indoor exercise bicycles cost about $2,000 - a pretty penny, making it low-hanging fruit while roasting the 1%. While the company has had some PR issues, they still seem to be going pretty strong with the people who can afford the equipment and their programs . It's safe to say we…

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All the greatest hits from the trending format

Hmm

People are very easily manipulated