Mmmm.

Different times.

Don't try these tactics at home.

We don't deserve dogs. But they bless us anyway.

Whoops.

Guess those hands are staying dirty

Everyone's a critic.

Go crazy. Go stupid.

Don't underestimate the power of a dad and a little creativity!

Legendary

Got him!

:)

😍

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