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If y'all have spent even a single minute on Twitter (also known by us as the 'bird app'), then you are probably well-aware that not all tweets are created equal. Most of the quips that people fling into the Twitterverse are either cringey, offensive, and sometimes maybe even both. Then there is the wealth of tweets that are so completely basic and banal that they manage to make us angry. You know what we're talking about. Those tweets that go viral on the site have either already been tweeted a…

Spare us

Being on Twitter in 2018 could be a painful experience for various reasons, but none more painful than the never-ending onslaught of brands trying to be funny. You really had to be there, but if you weren't, you are one of the lucky ones. Twitter brands would try to start beef with each other, form alliances with each other, and generally try to get attention. The most popular corporate Twitter was Wendys, but there were a lot of imitators trying to claim the title of the “weirdest” and “quirki…

The meme population is rapidly growing every day. For every meme that dies, at least three are born. These bite-sized forms of entertainment are way easier and cheaper to make than babies. Much like an infant fish, you really don't have to take care of them once you kick them out of the nest. It is estimated that humans will go extinct before memes do. As our birth rates decline, the memes keep marching on. With so many memes frolicking through this world, it's difficult to decide which ones yo…

If you are a young Gen Z, your vocabulary is probably rotted because of your exposure to the internet. Trust me, I would know. The way I speak has so man colloquialisms you'd think I was a character written by a boomer for the expressed purpose of making fun of young people. I say words like stun, werk, and fierce as if I was a robot programmed to do so. Friends have told me that because they hang out with me, they've started accidentally calling people “gorg” in corporate environments, much to…

Get off that high horse, y'all.

Back to school season is finally upon us! That means parents get the whole day to lay around and do nothing before their kids come home, right? If only. School is one of the main reasons people don't see parenting as a full time job. Nobody except parents know how much time it takes to drop kids off at school, go grocery shopping, clean the house, manage their kids affairs, pay the bills, pick kids up from school, drive them to their activities, make dinner, pick them up from their activities a…

Every week we go on about how crazy of a place Twitter is. A meeting of the minds, if you can call it that. There are people from all over the country, and all over the world, flocking together to talk about current events, internet drama, celebrities, and (of course) politics. Everyone from precocious 13-year-olds to 85-year-old celebrities seems to be into the site/app. Because of that, there are an awful lot of interesting stories to be found floating around the abyss. And every now and then…

I hear that planning a wedding is difficult. Not just because there's so many people that are impossible to please, and not just because it's a timesuck. It's also expensive - which makes the already-agonizing task of crafting a guest list all the more difficult. Who, praytell, is worthy of your special day? Generally speaking, it's close friends, family, and maybe a few of your colleagues, and they receive an invite and respectfully RSVP accordingly. Recently, however, Twitter user @barrybingb…

I'm with her, and by her, I mean Hilary Duff . She is one of the defining stars of our childhood, starring in the Lizzie McGuire series on Disney Channel, as well as the legendary Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003). A trip to Rome was never so iconic, and the accusations of outfit repeating were never so vicious as in that award-winning (Kid's Choice Awards) cinematic masterpiece. Not everyone can recognize Hilary at a glance these days, but those who can are the true McGuire-heads. One fan, Mijal Ten…

Having fun on the internet seems easy, but it's actually more complicated than you'd think. Boredom has a way of removing creative faculties that help you decide on something interesting to research, or a fun game to play. Then there's the fact that the internet is far from consistent in its content offerings. Take Twitter, for example. The website was created to allow people to share short messages with groups of friends or specific networks - something similar to a group text. The site has de…

Gross

Taylor Swift's experiences at the MTV Video Music Awards have been wild, to say the least. When Kanye West came onstage at the iconic 2009 VMAs during Taylor's speech for her "Video of the Year" award win, the world watched as America's newest pop princess got her big moment snatched away from her. Luckily, Beyonce allowed her to finish her speech that night, and ever since then, Ms. Swift has dominated the Video Music Awards. Last night, she became the first artist to win “Album of the Year” t…

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