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'We are tired': Elmo asks the internet how they're doing, the truth stings

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'They are more sinister and unhinged than you can possibly imagine': Two Ivy League Egyptologists convince the Internet they might be vampires

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'Y'all see movies when reading?': Book lovers discover aphantasia, realize not everyone reads the same

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'I know it smells crazy in there': Movie theater allows dogs to attend screenings, people react weirdly

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'The art of dance floor is lost': bottle service nightclub horrifies Twitter with daytime appearance

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'These Alpha babies are a new breed': Mom shares 2-year-old's expert drumming skills, impresses the internet

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'The baby should be working too': Mom works at fast food restaurant while carrying infant, sparks debate about work and childcare

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'HR isn't your friend': 30+ people share their best professional advice

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'How do you get furniture in': Cramped New York apartment hallway sparks jokes and disbelief

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'You should not pay more than $5 for a mocktail': Non-drinkers ponder reasonably priced mocktail menu during Dry January

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'We're in the end times': People despair at Instagram infographic about 'micro-flirting' in relationships

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'An adult eats like this?': Man shares large grocery haul, sparks debate about healthy eating

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'I thought Martha's Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart': 17 Hilarious misconceptions people realized way too late

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'My theory that delivery apps ruined the world is truer every day': Apartment Dweller Calls Out DoorDash Driver for Not Bringing Food to Her Door, Restarts Customer Entitlement Debate

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'Some people shouldn't be allowed outside': Woman brings light up charger on red-eye flight, enrages internet

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18-year-old homeschool graduate can't sound out words or do basic addition: 'She couldn't calculate 50% of $30. She couldn't count to 30 at her fast-food job.'

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‘I asked her why she thinks either of us wants to know the family he chose to be with’: 17 and 19-year-old siblings refuse their absent father’s new wife's attempt to force them to “be a family”

18-year-old moves out, works, and saves for college, family gets offended when she won't give college money to parents to pay their rent: 'My parents have wronged me many times in my life'

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Parents travel to attend their daughter's law school graduation abroad, only for the mother to make the entire day about herself: ‘I felt scolded, embarrassed, and overshadowed throughout the day’

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