Twitter Thread

twitter, funny twitter, twitter thread, twitter reactions, weird, story, true story, internet, niche memes, egyptology, professors, strange, strange story, ivy league, stranger than fiction, fashion, cosplay

'They are more sinister and unhinged than you can possibly imagine': Two Ivy League Egyptologists convince the Internet they might be vampires

reading, reading is sexy, books, book, literature, writing, pastimes, visualizations, discussion, twitter, twitter thread, twitter reactions, twitter discourse, debate, movies, thinking

'Y'all see movies when reading?': Book lovers discover aphantasia, realize not everyone reads the same

twitter, twitter thread, twitter reactions, twitter discourse, twitter story, viral, viral tweets, trending, trending tweets, dogs, cute dogs, funny dog memes, movies, movie theater

'I know it smells crazy in there': Movie theater allows dogs to attend screenings, people react weirdly

nightclubbing, club, clubbing, dancing, dance, twitter, twitter thread, tiktok, dance, tables, table

'The art of dance floor is lost': bottle service nightclub horrifies Twitter with daytime appearance

music, baby, toddler, genius, prodigy, drumming, drums, drummer, mom, dad, parenting, famous people, nepo baby, tiktok, twitter, twitter thread

'These Alpha babies are a new breed': Mom shares 2-year-old's expert drumming skills, impresses the internet

baby, parenting, mom, work, working, capitalism, fast food, food service, twitter, twitter thread, debate, job, daycare

'The baby should be working too': Mom works at fast food restaurant while carrying infant, sparks debate about work and childcare

twitter, workplace stories, jobs, on the job, professional, job, Twitter Thread, work, advice, tweets, human resources, workplace, tweet, twitter discourse, antiwork

'HR isn't your friend': 30+ people share their best professional advice

funny tweets, tweets, tweet, random tweets, fresh tweets, twitter memes, funny twitter, twitter thread, celebrity twitter, twitter discourse, funny, random memes, random

45+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (January 20, 2024)

apartment, door, doors, twitter, funny twitter, twitter thread, twitter reaction, new york, new york city, space, small, tiny

'How do you get furniture in': Cramped New York apartment hallway sparks jokes and disbelief

drinking, mocktail, twitter, twitter thread, price, cheap, expensive, alcohol, bar, cocktails, drink, beverage, sober, sobriety

'You should not pay more than $5 for a mocktail': Non-drinkers ponder reasonably priced mocktail menu during Dry January

micro-flirting, flirting, crush, relationships, romance, boyfriend, girlfriend, twitter, funny twitter, twitter thread

'We're in the end times': People despair at Instagram infographic about 'micro-flirting' in relationships

groceries, grocery shopping, debate, twitter, twitter thread, eating, cooking, reddit, wife

'An adult eats like this?': Man shares large grocery haul, sparks debate about healthy eating

twitter, Martha Stewart, pledge of allegiance, Twitter Thread, women tweets, misconceptions, twitter reactions, tweets, funny tweets, tweet, funny twitter, twitter discourse

'I thought Martha's Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart': 17 Hilarious misconceptions people realized way too late

delivery, doordash, food, fast food, entitled, entitled people, customer, customer service, debate, twitter, twitter thread

'My theory that delivery apps ruined the world is truer every day': Apartment Dweller Calls Out DoorDash Driver for Not Bringing Food to Her Door, Restarts Customer Entitlement Debate

travel, flying, twitter, twitter thread, video, funny twitter, flight, charger, phone, why, annoying, stupid people, sleeping

'Some people shouldn't be allowed outside': Woman brings light up charger on red-eye flight, enrages internet

twitter, twitter memes, funny twitter, twitter thread, trending, trending memes, memes, new meme, funny tweets, trending tweets, wine, josh, random, pop culture

‘Your name is Josh? Like the wine?': 25 Josh Wine tweets celebrating 2024’s favorite beverage

Trending Now

Woman refuses to split inheritance with her friend Rachel, who claims years of friendship and the occasional coffee she bought in college entitle her to half the amount: ‘She blocked me and told our mutual friends I “ghosted her after I got rich”’

Woman refuses to split inheritance with her friend Rachel, who claims years of friendship and the occasional coffee she bought in college entitle her to half the amount: ‘She blocked me and told our mutual friends I “ghosted her after I got rich”’

Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'

Grandparents refuse to let 18-year-old granddaughter use their shower before prom, daughter-in-law refuses to visit them any more: 'They have 4 full bathrooms'

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 28, 2025)

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 28, 2025)

25-year-old son refuses to take in half-siblings so they would not be sent to foster care, despite family's claims he is the only one who should step up: ‘It made them angry with me’

25-year-old son refuses to take in half-siblings so they would not be sent to foster care, despite family's claims he is the only one who should step up: ‘It made them angry with me’

Parents return to abandoned 17-year-old raised by grandparents, demand to know if their other kids are getting the same amount of inheritance: 'I just shut the door on them'

Parents return to abandoned 17-year-old raised by grandparents, demand to know if their other kids are getting the same amount of inheritance: 'I just shut the door on them'

25 Funny Memes to Send to Your Therapist That Will Have Them Laughing At Your Dark Sense of Humor (June 28, 2025)

25 Funny Memes to Send to Your Therapist That Will Have Them Laughing At Your Dark Sense of Humor (June 28, 2025)