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'Cut the umbilical cord already': Fed up fiancée calls off wedding after overbearing mother-in-law makes excuses to postpone on 4 different occasions

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'So you're telling me 5.5 hours of labor doesn't burn off a burrito': Mom logs birth as workout on Strava, entertains internet

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'The real question is, are meetings important?': Internet applauds savvy employee who avoids all meetings by being good at his job

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'Most people I've known peaked somewhere between 25 and 30': Youngsters debate whether your 20s or 30s are your true prime

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'New rule, never trust how you feel about your life past 9PM': 20+ invaluable pieces of wisdom according to the internet

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'I'd stay at the door and start eating': Entitled takeout customers split opinion with excessive no contact delivery signage

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'5 pounds of spaghetti compressed into one mouth-sized bar': 25+ of the funniest food and drink items from 'The Simpsons'

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'Paying $10k to go through a regular day of football practice': Alpha male bootcamp gets clowned on by Twitter

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'SHOES ON THE FREAKING BED': 20+ Non-Americans reveal what weirds them out about people from the USA

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'Just tell me you're "busy with work and family!" I'll take the hint': HR-style break up message prompts debate about relationship overcommunication

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'This baby is 0% my responsbility': Harsh mom kicks out entitled pregnant 19 year old daughter after she asks for free babysitting

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'You should never get children pets': 20+ unpopular opinions about pet ownership

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'I will take a child over a literal animal in a food establishment any day': Childless millennial sparks controversy praising kid free, dog friendly pub

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'As adults, we don't share our personal items': Controversial mom rejects the idea that 'sharing is caring'

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Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: 'Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills'

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'One of the more humiliating staples of the Minimum Wage Job Search ritual': People ponder tricky interview questions for entry level jobs

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