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'It's called having a party': Non-imbibers bemoan the social pressure to have an open bar wedding, get roasted in the replies

JR Atkinson

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Picky manchild gets judged for forcing wife to cook him a separate dinner: 'Imagine how much her family hates him'

Ally Perry

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Zoomer amuses Millennials by romanticizing kitschy 2000s kitchen decor: 'Tuscan-maxxing is better than being Millennial grey backsplash-pilled'

Ally Perry

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Crunchy mom horrifies with refusal to get her newborn child a birth certificate: 'This + homeschooling = entire lost generation'

Ally Perry

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Excited mom-to-be announces pregnancy, faces husband's unenthused reaction: 'She bouta be a single married mom'

Ally Perry

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People debate the right for homeowning seniors to live in large family homes: 'If you're in your 70s and sitting on a 4 bedroom house, I think you should be disincentivized to holding onto it'

Ally Perry

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Woman accuses mom of traumatizing her kids by serving them a weekly charcuterie board for dinner: 'When I look back at Charcuterie Tuesdays, I see the gaslighting'

Emmy Pratt

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Galaxy-brained poster claims that nobody with an 130+ IQ listens to music: 'This is a lot of words to say you don't understand music'

Ally Perry

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'Don't let sunk costs trap you': No-regrets adults share tales of backing out on their already-paid-for weddings

JR Atkinson

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Dad of 6 complains of $444 grocery bill, gets roasted: 'This whole time I thought raising 6 kids was cheap'

Ally Perry

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Doting parents go to grocery store solely because their 1-year-old demands peaches, face accusations of spoiling her: 'Stop letting the child run the household'

Ally Perry

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Homeowners ponder why so many people love HOAs: 'What will you do when your neighbor neglects their lawn?'

Ally Perry

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Greedy neighbor wrongly receives $50 takeout delivery, starts to eat it instead of giving it back: 'Do people just accept and eat other people’s food?'

Ally Perry

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Sanctimonious mom lashes out at parents that put their kids in daycare: 'Families literally paying random people to enjoy the best years of their kid's life'

Ally Perry

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Workaholic tech bro complains that European cafes hate remote workers: 'Can't believe cafes don't want dudes squatting in their business for 8 hours'

Ally Perry

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Deceitful parents steal $11400 in savings from 18-year-old child, claim it's for rent: 'They want me to move out, yet put me back to square 1 with no money'

Ally Perry

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