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Funny twitter story about strippers, kevin hard, and narrowly avoided dead | Adam Heath Avitable @avitable Okay, tweeps, it's storytime. The year was 2015. A young (er) Avitable had tickets to go see @KevinHart4real on April 24th, and invited a stripper named Mandi May Jackson who he knew from his local adult establishment. She agreed, he picked her and they went out on the 'dn town... Adam Heath Avitable is at Amway Center Club Level. April 24, 2015 Orlando Feeling goofy before Kevin Hart gets

Epic Twitter Saga Involving Kevin Hart, A Stripper, And Narrowly Avoiding Death

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Funny Twitter thread about a Christian movie called "Assassin 33 AD" | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster.

Hilarious Twitter Thread Details A Totally Insane Christian Action Movie

This goes without saying, but WTF.

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Interesting Twitter thread about the person who holds the keys to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem | David Videcette @DavidVidecette This is the moment The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem was closed due to Coronavirus. Last time this happened was in 1349, during The Black Death, a bubonic plague pandemic. What’s fascinating about this story is the guy with the keys.

Twitter Thread Tells The Story Of A Muslim Key-Keeper At A Holy Site In Jerusalem

TIL!

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Funny Twitter story about a dad and daughter playing a funny wholesome game | Bridie Connell O @BridieKConnell 16h Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Woman Plays Wholesome Game With Her Dad In This Amusing Twitter Story

Pinch and a punch!

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Twitter thread about a couple who nearly went bankrupt after their son died because of their insurance company | Michelle DuBarry @DuBarryPie Replying DuBarryPie Have ever had call around find doctor can handle specific insurance situation? Have done days after toddler has died haven't even figured out way talk about husband is injured and urgently needs Rx refill?

Woman's Heartbreaking Story Details Major Problems With Health Insurance Companies

This is terrible.

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Funny Twitter thread started by Jimmy Fallon asking readers about the dumbest family fight they've ever been in | tweet by magicdel My dad discovered hadn't returned book library. This escalated into huge argument as he convinced would affect his credit score because my library card still registered at his address.#DumbestFamilyFight

Twitter Users Describe The Dumbest Family Fights They've Been In

Things get interesting when you spend that much time around the same people.

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Funny twitter thread about Dan Sheehan ordering a sweater and receiving knitting materials and yarn, funny tweets and puns about knitting | tweet by ltsDanSheehan Losing my mind because ordered thought very affordable wool sweater like Chris Evans Knives Out obviously Norwegian website and got raw materials necessary create said sweater myself. they ikead sweater oh my god fucking dying at this Or dyeing

Accidental Yarn Purchase Inspires Hilarious Pun-Filled Twitter Thread

Darn it.

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Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.

Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Big oof.

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Depressing Twitter thread about the high costs of paying for a college or graduate education in the United States | tweet by Grandpa_Rufus had mine down about $26 unable continue payments and now its $50k am glad they can add thousands fees federally back loan never goes away

Depressing Twitter Thread Details The High Costs Of Education In America

This is bleak.

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Heartwarming and inspiring Twitter thread about a stroke patient in Ireland who recovers fully | tweet by drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family. His wife Mary, 35, is at home with their daughter and new 2 week old baby, Noah s two days before Christmas. Horrified, Damian sees iPad his daughter is holding his wife Mary has collapsed ground. She is not moving. She can't speak.

Miraculous Story About A Stroke Patient Restored Our Faith In Humanity

All we have to say is, wow.

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awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Bet you never considered this, now did you?

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Funny twitter story about dude bringing raw chicken to company potluck, cringe | tweet by caveofbeauty My coworker brought raw chicken to the potluck today. And yes, yes he is. I'm literally shaking n.I need my inhaler. he's just casually walking around the room touching things after touching RAW CHICKEN. This entire place is contaminated. Oh my god Update: He just bit into one to see if it's cooked. It's still raw.

Potluck Twitter Thread Spins Cringey Tale Of No Seasoning & Extra Salmonella

Oh no baby what is you doing

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Interesting Twitter thread written by an ex-Cigna vice president calling out the insurance industry's illusion of "choice"

Ex-Cigna VP Exposes The Health Insurance Industry's Illusion Of 'Choice'

This ex-insurance VP explains why politicians aren't being totally truthful about health insurance.

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Cute and funny story of a dopey sled dog named Grinch

Twitter Thread Of A Dopey Sled Dog Named Grinch

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funny twitter thread about adopting a dog in Skyrim

Classic Twitter Thread Riffs On The Insanity Of Skyrim Adoptions

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