Every week we go on about how crazy of a place Twitter is. A meeting of the minds, if you can call it that. There are people from all over the country, and all over the world, flocking together to talk about current events, internet drama, celebrities, and (of course) politics. Everyone from precocious 13-year-olds to 85-year-old celebrities seems to be into the site/app. Because of that, there are an awful lot of interesting stories to be found floating around the abyss. And every now and then…

Well, we definitely never considered this theory.

Wow

We'd be pissed about these things too!

Spoiler alert: they seem kind of useless.

Let's hear 'em, people.

This is some serious sleuthing.

This girl is going places.

Brace yourself for the heebie jeebies.

Wow.

*Fortnite dancing ensues*

Damn.