We're not sure if kids are nuts because of their imaginations or if they're just regular people without a seasoned moral compass. Either way, this Twitter thread from @lukasbattle leaves us feeling like our families are very, very normal. From tales of sleepwalking sisters wielding knives, to locking tying a little brother in the basement, these stories are sure to make you laugh - and may very well creep you out.

Well, we definitely never considered this theory.

Wow

We'd be pissed about these things too!

Spoiler alert: they seem kind of useless.

Let's hear 'em, people.

This is some serious sleuthing.

This girl is going places.

Brace yourself for the heebie jeebies.

This one's for the books.

Wow.

*Fortnite dancing ensues*

Damn.