This cringey millennial couple is a reminder that we could all stand to be a little more present. Our doomed lovers became immortalized on @tattoosandbones Twitter account when he overheard a bloodcurdling scream from the apartment across from his. Turns out he had dropped his phone in a very unclean toilet. Things really devolve from there. Buckle up, it's a wild ride.
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Matthew Green got a little more than he bargained for when he tweeted that his son wanted to dye his hair blue, but only if Green would also do it. Another Twitter user replied saying that if Green were to follow through with it, they would donate $300 to RAICES, an organization that provides free and low-cost legal services to immigrants and refugees.
Sometimes you gotta make yourself look stupid in the name of a good cause!
Let's be honest here, regardless of how you feel about the American healthcare system, we can probably all agree that it doesn't exactly have the best reputation with the rest of the world. This woman's Twitter story about her experience with Iceland's healthcare system illustrates that perfectly.
Click here to browse through some American healthcare system memes if you're feelin' extra salty about it all!
Literally everyone experiences embarrassment from time to time. Of course, some more than others, and we feel for those poor souls. This Twitter user documented her experience with a fellow cafe patron that kind of just sums up those awkward run-ins that make one immediately go red in the face.
Montreal-based writer and director Andrew Todd is officially on our hit list. He hasn't committed any serious crimes against our soul, but he has had the blessing of weeping in the arms of John Wick 3 star Keanu Reeves. We're just so jealous that he's been touched by the living, breathing, and villain-slaying meme. Todd hopped on Twitter to share this heartwarming and nerdy tale, and now we're here to share it with you.
If there was ever any compelling evidence that the moon landings never happened, then this is it, folks. You heard it here. No human ever landed on the moon and this guy proved it with a cornucopia of evidence.
Check out David Hughes' Twitter account for even more space-related conspiracy theories.
Some people are just more delusional than we can ever fathom. Like this guy, for example. It's not a secret in this day and age that college tuition isn't even remotely affordable for most, but this guy went out of his way on Twitter to try to explain how he supposedly managed to pay his own way through his education.
Twitter users, however, dug up some of his old tweets, and let's just say that he wasn't being especially truthful...
As human drones going about our daily lives we can get so caught up in work stress or personal-life drama that we don't stop to think about the important things in life, like compassion toward others. This woman detailed her experience sitting next to an epileptic young woman on the subway in a Twitter saga and it might tug at your heartstrings a little bit!
Jimmy's Famous Seafood decided to live on the wild side over the past few days and go completely off the rails with their official business Twitter account. They started out taunting PETA with pics of their food and went on to savagely roast random people who dared comment on the tweets. Whoever's in charge of Jimmy's social media accounts sure was feeling pretty darn sassy!
Sometimes fully grown adults can really amaze us with their stupid levels of pettiness. Like, seriously, this is some middle school-level grade-A pettiness right here. In this particular "case" (if you can even call it that), Lawrence Police in Kansas responded to two adult children having the world's pettiest standoff in a private parking lot. Enjoy!
Everyone has fears, but this weekend's award for funniest goes to actor Vincent D'Onofrio. You might recognize the quirky, burly actor from Netflix's Daredevil or the ol' Law and Order: Criminal Intent. D'Onofrio grew up in South Florida, where apparently monkey "petting zoos" are a thing. The actor goes on quite the tirade about how this specific zoo changed his life forever. Spoiler alert: monkey petting zoos should not be a thing!
We all have embarrassing teenage stories that range from "oof" to "YIKES," but this kid might take the cake for having the most embarrassing story of all. It all started with a tweet from his step dad, who wanted to give the world a hysterical play-by-play. Scroll down to see what happens!
