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Naked Woman Gets Locked Out Of German Spa In This Nightmarish Twitter Tale

If you think your most embarrassing story is bad, just wait til you read writer Anbara Salam's mortifying Twitter story. Let's just say, it involves nudity, a language barrier, and a whole lot of crying. Get ready to cringe. 

Head on over to Fail Blog to read even more embarrassing moments!

Funny and embarrassing Twitter story of a woman who gets locked out of a German spa while completely naked | Anbara Salam @anbara_salam 5h Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked crying, around an industrial machine room spot service lift. Out sheer panic run into lift, covering each boob turn, mashing buttons. 6/
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Train Conductor Goes Full Sherlock On Fare-Evading Passenger

Train travel can be surprisingly expensive - sometimes it costs more than a flight. On a recent rail trip to Edinburgh, Scotland, comedian Ignacio Lopez witnessed a fellow passenger attempt to lie his way out of his proper fare. Unfortunately for the cheapskate, the train conductor (train guard in Brit-speak) was a hell of a lot smarter than expected. 

funny twitter thread about train conductor that outsmarts fare-evading passenger on their way to edinburgh | Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on
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Chilling Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food And Discovering A Trespasser

There's been a lot of talk about Bong Joon-Ho's Oscar-winning Parasite, but this true and incredibly disturbing story kind of trumps it. Horror writer Grady Hendrix shared a chilling tale back in October about innocent food-sneaking gone incredibly wrong. Kids are known for sneaking around, and one night when Hendrix intended to sneak-eat his family's leftovers, he discovered a strange man in his kitchen consuming the contents of the family fridge. It doesn't stop there. His family didn't believe him, but later, some disturbing proof of his "run-in" comes to light. And we are not envious of the experience. 

Creepy twitter story about kid discovering stranger in his kitchen, later the dude dies in the walls of the house, smells, maggots | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix One night May 81 ordered Fish Shrimp House waited until everyone asleep crept downstairs eat leftover sweet n'sour pork. took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at kitchen counter can't explain terrifying is
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Woman's Heartbreaking Story Details Major Problems With Health Insurance Companies

Many of us have dealt with the "joys" of the American healthcare system firsthand, whether that be the inability to afford an astronomical bill from a trip to the emergency room, or the high costs of necessary medication. 

Michelle DuBarry dealt with one of the most unimaginable horrors a person could experience - the loss of a child, and her nightmarish experience with the health insurance company directly after.

On a bit of a lighter note, here are some amusing memes about the American healthcare system that will make you laugh and then feel sad again.

Twitter thread about a couple who nearly went bankrupt after their son died because of their insurance company | Michelle DuBarry @DuBarryPie Replying DuBarryPie Have ever had call around find doctor can handle specific insurance situation? Have done days after toddler has died haven't even figured out way talk about husband is injured and urgently needs Rx refill?
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Roundup Of Completely True Stories That Sound Made-Up

Some stories that exist out there sound like they're straight out of a movie. They can't possibly be true, right? Not so - writer Aidan Moher tweeted out the other day asking people to share their most unbelievable true stories, and let us just say...the people delivered.

Interesting Twitter thread of stories that sound fake but are actually true | tweet by MorganPielli Replying adribbleofink went Meetup people w/ social anxiety see Black Swan got there realized had no idea who there Meetup. Too shy ask around watched movie alone checked Meetup night turned out everyone else did same thing
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Twitter Users Describe The Dumbest Family Fights They've Been In

Families are almost always dysfunctional as is, and when you spend enough time around the same people, emotions can run haywire. Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter about the most moronic fights they've ever been in with their families, and they did not disappoint. If you're a weird one and you feel like you need even more family-related content, click here for some memes!

Funny Twitter thread started by Jimmy Fallon asking readers about the dumbest family fight they've ever been in | tweet by magicdel My dad discovered hadn't returned book library. This escalated into huge argument as he convinced would affect his credit score because my library card still registered at his address.#DumbestFamilyFight
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Accidental Yarn Purchase Inspires Hilarious Pun-Filled Twitter Thread

Let's hear it for happy accidents. Twitter user Dan Sheehan ordered what he thought was a sweater à la Chris Evans in Knives Out, and instead received all the materials required to actually knit it himself. He took to the website to share the amusing anecdote, and his followers came through with loads of puns and jokes that turned this mistake into a hilarious Twitter thread that we're glad we didn't miss it. 

Funny twitter thread about Dan Sheehan ordering a sweater and receiving knitting materials and yarn, funny tweets and puns about knitting | tweet by ltsDanSheehan Losing my mind because ordered thought very affordable wool sweater like Chris Evans Knives Out obviously Norwegian website and got raw materials necessary create said sweater myself. they ikead sweater oh my god fucking dying at this Or dyeing
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Awkward Encounters With Celebrities, As Told By Mortified Twitter Users

Awkward encounters happen to everyone, but unfortunately sometimes they involve famous people. Imagine meeting Keanu Reeves and the only memory he has of you is that you accidentally spilled your drink on him - it's a horrifying thought, to say the least. 

The following Twitter users unfortunately experienced similar situations with other celebrities.

Funny Twitter stories about people who had awkward encounters with celebrities | tweet by lookattyler drunk and met zoe kravitz at bar brooklyn once kept telling her beautiful she is and just so overwhelmed by beautiful she started crying she craddled her arms and just kept telling going be okay.
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Depressing Twitter Thread Details The High Costs Of Education In America

Getting a college education in America can completely ruin a person financially, as times just aren't what they used to be when our Baby Boomer parents were our age. This Twitter thread is depressing as hell, but highlights the reality of being in an outrageous amount of student debt.

The solution to all of this? It may be time to encourage today's high school kids not to attend traditional college and go to trade school or community college instead!

Depressing Twitter thread about the high costs of paying for a college or graduate education in the United States | tweet by Grandpa_Rufus had mine down about $26 unable continue payments and now its $50k am glad they can add thousands fees federally back loan never goes away
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Insufferable Hipster Dude Ruins Party In This Hilarious Twitter Thread

There are some people in this world who have absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever, and this vinegar-loving hipster dude is a prime example of that. Luckily for us, writer Sarah Gailey documented the story on Twitter to entertain us, and for that we're grateful. 

Seriously, who the absolute f*ck puts beans or vinegar in a smoothie, let alone both?

Funny Twitter story written by a woman who attended a mimosa party where someone added in vinegar to the juices without being asked to | tweet by Sarah Gailey gaileyfrey Who wants hear story Worst Party Guest Ever? hope do because this is happening. so at this party. Brunch party because all my friends are insufferable hipsters bring an ASSORTMENT juices mimosa bar
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Miraculous Story About A Stroke Patient Restored Our Faith In Humanity

Stroke expert Liam Healy tweeted out a story about an Irish stroke patient who made a miraculous recovery when the odds of her survival were incredibly low. Needless to say, the story gave us some hope in a world full of constant bad news. Is it time for us to finally start believing in miracles?

Heartwarming and inspiring Twitter thread about a stroke patient in Ireland who recovers fully | tweet by drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family. His wife Mary, 35, is at home with their daughter and new 2 week old baby, Noah s two days before Christmas. Horrified, Damian sees iPad his daughter is holding his wife Mary has collapsed ground. She is not moving. She can't speak.
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Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

Literally everyone experiences embarrassment from time to time. Of course, some more than others, and we feel for those poor souls. This Twitter user documented her experience with a fellow cafe patron that kind of just sums up those awkward run-ins that make one immediately go red in the face.

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update
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Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

While eating cold pizza one night, Dr. Fred Wu began to ponder something unusual: where on earth would one put a defibrillator on a centaur, should they go into cardiac arrest? He tweeted about the predicament and fellow doctors began offering their ideas on the topic. 

Below are some of the amusing responses!

Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?
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Twitter Thread Details All The BS That Goes On In HR Departments

This Twitter thread written by @TheWrongNoel details the frustrating reason you may not have gotten picked to interview at your dream job. Hint: it's not because you aren't qualified, and more due to a lack of competence by the HR department.

Twitter thread about how HR departments choose who to interview for jobs | TheWrongNoel friend mine has been trying hire new employee her department medium-sized org. After advertising several times with few applicants, and couple rounds interviews new employee is less than great. Then she discovered there were other applicants..
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Potluck Twitter Story Is A Cringey Tale Of Zero Seasoning & Extra Salmonella

The whole "white people don't season their food" thing sometimes feels offensive to those of us who lack melanin and worship the spice cabinet, but this Twitter story is proof that the stereotype exists for good reason. Twitter user @cavebeauty experienced the horror first-hand at a company potluck when her colleague brought raw chicken and a deep fryer to the event. Not only did he decline seasoning the chicken before frying it, but he was handling the chicken with his bare hands and touching stuff without washing them. Disturbing. Hopefully you'll read this nightmare long after digging into lunch. 

Funny twitter story about dude bringing raw chicken to company potluck, cringe | tweet by caveofbeauty My coworker brought raw chicken to the potluck today. And yes, yes he is. I'm literally shaking n.I need my inhaler. he's just casually walking around the room touching things after touching RAW CHICKEN. This entire place is contaminated. Oh my god Update: He just bit into one to see if it's cooked. It's still raw.
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