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Dude gets invited to a pool party, defies expectations by being the only attendee to swim: 'I hope he knows he's the only normal one there'

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Inconsiderate dude shuts down friend asking for emotional support, anoints himself the King of Boundaries: 'Don’t be inconsistent and then expect me to play the fat friend'

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Dude records Chipotle employee to get larger portions, gets criticized for being embodiment of the surveillance state: 'They don't get paid enough for this'

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'People my age act like youre a wizard if you have hobbies beyond Hulu': Hobbyists share what hobbies people over 25 can do besides drinking and going to the gym

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20+ Pairs Who Matched Each Other's Freak, Getting More Niche as They Go

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Woman claims the term 'touch grass' is classist because it costs at least £50 to go places: 'Going anywhere has significant costs'

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Dad refuses to put shopping carts away because he can't leave his 17, 14, and 12-year-old daughters in the car alone: 'Parents love to create problems for themselves'

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45+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 11, 2024)

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Worker complains about living paycheck to paycheck, despite making $80K per year and paying $1175 a month in rent: 'This is extremely affordable living'

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'Think about poor robot!': Self checkout kiosk asks customers to tip, sparks confusion and outrage

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'Do you wear the same clothes several days in a row?': Man proudly does laundry twice a month, gets roasted by parents doing 7 loads a week and clean freaks

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Lovers argue whether experiencing your first heartbreak at 17 or 30 is more destabilizing: 'Imagine going through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting'

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'Most people I've known peaked somewhere between 25 and 30': Youngsters debate whether your 20s or 30s are your true prime

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Wasteful woman's 3-hour shower, hundreds of unnecessary bath products spark controversy online: 'This is worse than that cupboard full of Stanley cups'

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'As adults, we don't share our personal items': Controversial mom rejects the idea that 'sharing is caring'

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Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: 'Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills'

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