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Greetings, Internet users and abusers. Welcome to another one of our handy dandy Twitter roundups. And boy, has Twitter been on one lately. There's age gap discourse, there's food discourse. And worst of all, it seems like Elon Musk is planning to shake up the site once again. In a tweet from March 27th, Elon Musk explained that there's going to be a change to our ‘For You’ feeds. "Starting April 15th, only verified accounts will be eligible to be in For You recommendations. The (sic) is the on…

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I am a morning person , and I am not ashamed. I know that being prone to wake up early is not the typical way of being, but it is beneficial when you're a person with a job and a life, like me! I have always been an early riser. Until I was ten years old, I would go to bed at 8 PM and wake up at 5:30 AM. Every morning, I would go downstairs, read the funnies, eat breakfast with my dad, and watch The Nanny and Full House on the TV. In college, I would regularly wake up at 4 in the morning to sit…

How much wine is too much wine ? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I had enough dignity to put this drink in a cup, I did not use a wine glass. I would pour a bunch of wine into a little plastic cup and have a swell night of libations and merriment. Now that I'm an…

Greetings, fellow mages and enthusiasts of the magical world. As a seasoned wizard, who definitely knows how to do spells and stuff, I am quite pleased to present my Internet friends with a collection of memes about my people. Y'know, wizards. Wizards have been a subject in popular culture for centuries, from the wise and powerful Gandalf (my boy) in J.R.R. Tolkien's " The Lord of the Rings" to Hermione Granger, everyone's favorite frizzy-haired brainiac of Harry Potter. This collection of meme…

I'm currently on the Americans vs. Europeans side of TikTok, and it is fascinating. Every time a European (usually a British person ) tries to dunk on Americans for being stupid, the most well-spoken American on God's green earth puts them in their place. I'm not sitting around defending America all day, every day, but I find it satisfying when Americans dunk on the British. It makes me feel like my team is winning! In all honesty, I think that British culture and American culture are equally c…

Dae ye talk Scots? Well, you might want to start. We don't hear much of the language IRL, but we run into it a lot on Twitter. And our lives are better because of that. The phonetic brogue makes pretty much everything ten times funnier, and because it's literally a different language, challenges our brains more than we're used to. Which is always a blessing. We've put together some solid gems from the hilarious Scottish Twitterverse - we hope you enjoy them, too.

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Well, well, well. Look what we have here. Another bored person on the Internet, mindlessly searching for content to consume. And guess what? We're here to provide just that. While we're usually all about mixin' up our memes, tweets, cringe posts, and videos, we do take the time to recognize the beauty of each art form on its own. This is particularly true for tweets. Why? Because they're constantly being published. There's almost always a fresh and funny tweet waiting on the horizon. And now, t…

Twitter is officially one year away from being a legal adult. I have been on the bird app (or, in the pre-iPhone days, the bird website ) for over half of its existence, so you'd think I would have a strong opinion about Twitter being around for 17 years. At this point, I'm just glad that Twitter is still managing to function. Elon Musk's purchase of the company appears to be the beginning of the end. The website is not getting any better, and Musk's plans to drive new users to the site seem to…

Greetings fellow Monday haters and job despisers! If you're anything like me, then you're probably counting down the minutes until Friday, even though it's five days away. I mean, does anyone actually like waking up early, putting on work clothes, and spending eight hours a day doing something that sucks the ever-loving soul out of you? Well, fear not, internet explorers. Today I've compiled a collection of random memes that are sure to bring a bit of frivolous joy to your otherwise soul-suckin…

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