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funny tweets about video game cyberpunk 2077 character creation | Victoria I Social Media + Design @th3flowergarden Spent almost 30mins customizing my character... Worth it! #Cyberpunk2077 | Gav e @miracleofsound My favorite thing about Cyberpunk 2077 so far is that I was able to make my character look like something that fell off the back of The Ramones' tour bus #Cyberpunk2077

Gamers Show Off Their New Cyberpunk 2077 Characters On Twitter

Funny tweet about just getting it through another month, and then we'll have to get through another month

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Funny tweets with the hashtag #fakescarymoviefacts horror movies, twitter meme, twitter game, hashtag game | The Exorcist Jeff Dwoskin Says Wear A Mask @bigmacher She wasn't possessed, it was mild flu | Jaws The shark in Jaws was, in fact, a female dolphin with anger management issues named Karen

Twitter Is Getting Into The Spooky Spirit With 'Fake Scary Movie Facts'

Funny twitter meme: a relationship should be 50/50, dating, relatable | Jodi Arias OnlyFans @saintknives a relationship should be 50/50. your partner rejects all of your tv show suggestions, you reject all of their tv show suggestions.

'A Relationship Should Be 50/50' Tweets Poke Fun At Dating Dynamics

Funny tweet about actually getting enough sleep and waking up well-rested | maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again

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funny tweet about steve carrell at an auction | LMAO my parents were at a charity auction last night and one of the items was dinner for 10 with Steve Carrell. Steve Carrell showed up undercover and outbid everyone with $31,000. Now some charity gets 31K and Steve Carrell doesn't have to hang out with strangers. win win.

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funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, jokes, comedy, self-deprecating, married life, marriage tweets | SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi my boyfriend and go Taco Bell do want ask him baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee want something will baja last. will marry they ring taco bell live happily ever after mas. | Pessimus Prime @BigJDubz Picasso dn but joke got about 's messed Translate Tweet 8:05 AM 2020-08-14 Twitter Android 197 Retweets and comments 737 Likes

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Holden @holdenberry • 9h Is my life a joke to you rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed • I Ih what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you'd be like "i'm holden berries" and everyone would think you're holding berries lmaoooo 0 37 2.2K 19.8K

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Funny tweet about staying up late as revenge | Daphne K. Lee is out of office O @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: (revenge procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

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Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

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Twitter reactions to Adele's weight loss

Adele Reveals Dramatic Weight Loss And Obviously Every Twitter User Has A Take

Funny random memes, corona-free memes | This is scale will be using everything now on. Boasting guest verse Dr. Dre classic '90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing like way work B: Hardly Any Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus Diggity No Diggity C: Fair Amount Diggity | viking @notviking are kids texting about soup? LOL lots lentils LMAO love an onion! SMH so much horseradish GTG get gazpacho WTF where's french onion STFU soup's ultimate food TBH broth's hot

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Funny meme about how not everyone will write shakespeare-esque material while under quarantine for covid-19 coronavirus, rob schneider wrote hot chicks while in quarantine for sars

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Funny tweet about peoples texting styles, when you're serious and when you're excited | two types of person: when you're serious when you're excited

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Estranged grandparents offer to take 10, 8, and 6-year-old on Disneyland vacation, daughter-in-law refuses because she can't join them: 'I can’t fathom the thought of making these magical memories without me'

Estranged grandparents offer to take 10, 8, and 6-year-old on Disneyland vacation, daughter-in-law refuses because she can't join them: 'I can’t fathom the thought of making these magical memories without me'

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (May 23, 2026)

‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': 21 Parenting laughs for witty mothers and fathers (May 23, 2026)

30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

30+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

12-year-old daughter refuses to play piano for Grandma's birthday in front of entire family, leading aunt to defend her from demanding Mom: ‘She said no’

12-year-old daughter refuses to play piano for Grandma's birthday in front of entire family, leading aunt to defend her from demanding Mom: ‘She said no’

27-year-old saves for over a year to gift Mom a cruise, the day after she gives her the tickets, the mom books a 2nd cruise for the entire family: 'She completely overshadowed my gift'

27-year-old saves for over a year to gift Mom a cruise, the day after she gives her the tickets, the mom books a 2nd cruise for the entire family: 'She completely overshadowed my gift'

Mom forbids 16-year-old son from having a bedroom in their 2-bedroom house because she's using 2nd bedroom as a home office: 'I sleep in my parent's room.'

Mom forbids 16-year-old son from having a bedroom in their 2-bedroom house because she's using 2nd bedroom as a home office: 'I sleep in my parent's room.'

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