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funny tweet about steve carrell at an auction | LMAO my parents were at a charity auction last night and one of the items was dinner for 10 with Steve Carrell. Steve Carrell showed up undercover and outbid everyone with $31,000. Now some charity gets 31K and Steve Carrell doesn't have to hang out with strangers. win win.

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funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, jokes, comedy, self-deprecating, married life, marriage tweets | SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi my boyfriend and go Taco Bell do want ask him baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee want something will baja last. will marry they ring taco bell live happily ever after mas. | Pessimus Prime @BigJDubz Picasso dn but joke got about 's messed Translate Tweet 8:05 AM 2020-08-14 Twitter Android 197 Retweets and comments 737 Likes

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Holden @holdenberry • 9h Is my life a joke to you rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed • I Ih what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you'd be like "i'm holden berries" and everyone would think you're holding berries lmaoooo 0 37 2.2K 19.8K

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Funny tweet about staying up late as revenge | Daphne K. Lee is out of office O @daphnekylee Learned a very relatable term today: (revenge procrastination), a phenomenon in which people who don't have much control over their daytime life refuse to sleep early in order to regain some sense of freedom during late night hours.

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Funny tweet about how companies arent going to do anything for pride since there are no celebrations because of coronavirus | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack corporations learning there won't be any pride festivals this year: schmox @IvoryGazeIIe 10/5/17 see you in hell you stupid fruit

They're Fake As Hell

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Twitter reactions to Adele's weight loss

Adele Reveals Dramatic Weight Loss And Obviously Every Twitter User Has A Take

Funny random memes, corona-free memes | This is scale will be using everything now on. Boasting guest verse Dr. Dre classic '90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing like way work B: Hardly Any Diggity D: An Overwhelming Surplus Diggity No Diggity C: Fair Amount Diggity | viking @notviking are kids texting about soup? LOL lots lentils LMAO love an onion! SMH so much horseradish GTG get gazpacho WTF where's french onion STFU soup's ultimate food TBH broth's hot

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Funny meme about how not everyone will write shakespeare-esque material while under quarantine for covid-19 coronavirus, rob schneider wrote hot chicks while in quarantine for sars

Reality Check

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Funny tweet about peoples texting styles, when you're serious and when you're excited | two types of person: when you're serious when you're excited

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Funny meme about miley cyrus, id, bouncer, club

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Funny twitter pun in response to a mom complaining that her kid lost a cello, the joke is that she is resorting to violins, violence, funny tweets

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Funny hashtag game on Twitter, tweets, funny tweets, #startanargumentin4words

The #StartAnArgumentIn4Words Game Is Riling Twitter Up With Unpopular Opinions

Funny parody of bot-written Game Of Thrones episode, keaton patti, hbo.

'Bot-Written' Game of Thrones Episode Is Actually A Genius Parody

Funny tweet about trying to finish homework while the teacher is collecting it.

It's A Race Against Time

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Funny tweets about the male equivalent of astrology, the society dude, joe rogan, libertarians, economics, astrology signs, zodiac signs

Tweet Spawns Hilarious Debate Over The 'Male Equivalent' Of Astrology

Funny tweets making fun of things dad love to say.

23 Dad-Isms Culled From The Brains Of Twitter

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Daughter refuses to sell the house she inherited from her father to pay for mom's failed business debt, mom ignores her and puts the house up for sale anyway: ‘This is the only option’

Daughter refuses to sell the house she inherited from her father to pay for mom's failed business debt, mom ignores her and puts the house up for sale anyway: ‘This is the only option’

'Y'all got any more of them Stranger Things?': 30+ of the funniest sci-fi memes of the week

'Y'all got any more of them Stranger Things?': 30+ of the funniest sci-fi memes of the week

Tenant changes the lock to her bedroom after discovering roommate goes in without permission, leading roommate to file a complaint to building management: ‘You had no right to make changes’

Tenant changes the lock to her bedroom after discovering roommate goes in without permission, leading roommate to file a complaint to building management: ‘You had no right to make changes’

21 Classical Art Memes to Paint You a Portrait of Funnies Today (January 13, 2026)

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Boss asks employee to spend $2.5k on work trip to be reimbursed later, employee resent the upfront cost and doesn't trust they'll get the money back: 'The business is hugely struggling'

Boss asks employee to spend $2.5k on work trip to be reimbursed later, employee resent the upfront cost and doesn't trust they'll get the money back: 'The business is hugely struggling'

'He’s your boyfriend by choice, they aren’t assigned by the government or anything': Boyfriend leaves groceries on the floor after girlfriend asks him to put them away, leaving the kitchen a mess

'He’s your boyfriend by choice, they aren’t assigned by the government or anything': Boyfriend leaves groceries on the floor after girlfriend asks him to put them away, leaving the kitchen a mess

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