Wasting time is something of an art. If you've managed to master it, you're probably skilled at finding ways to pass the time with very little exertion of the mind or body. And hopefully, you're happy while doing it. Some people enjoy playin sudoku when they want to busy themselves. Others prefer to read a book dive down another weird YouTube hole of horror. Our preference? Well, obviously, it involves a whole lot of memes . And tweets. Really anything that is remotely funny. And we've got stuf…

An old tweet featuring a video of Keanu Reeves helping the John Wick: Chapter 4 production crew with some heavy lifting recently went viral. It's shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that everyone's favorite wholesome celebrity was nice to some regular people. While the tale may seem dull to those of us who are well aware of Keanu's penchant for kindness , the tweet's virality has led to some not-so-nice revelations about another star: Mike Myers. While defending praise of Keanu's actions, Tw…

iCarly stans, it's time to move on

I am a morning person , and I am not ashamed. I know that being prone to wake up early is not the typical way of being, but it is beneficial when you're a person with a job and a life, like me! I have always been an early riser. Until I was ten years old, I would go to bed at 8 PM and wake up at 5:30 AM. Every morning, I would go downstairs, read the funnies, eat breakfast with my dad, and watch The Nanny and Full House on the TV. In college, I would regularly wake up at 4 in the morning to sit…

How much wine is too much wine ? That is a difficult question for people just beginning to drink out of a glass instead of straight from the bottle. I drank my wine directly from the bottle throughout college. I love strawberry Barefoot wine from the corner store, and nobody could stop me! Even when I had enough dignity to put this drink in a cup, I did not use a wine glass. I would pour a bunch of wine into a little plastic cup and have a swell night of libations and merriment. Now that I'm an…

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One of the most complex parts of parenting is deciding when a kid is old enough for certain things. When I was a kid, it was a lot easier to keep kids away from inappropriate content. Elementary school children were not running around with iPads because they hadn't been invented yet. It was normal for kids not to go on the internet for anything other than Club Penguin . While it wasn't the wild west, it was still hard for parents to control what we watched once we became tweens. I watched all 1…

Tipping culture in America is pretty straightforward. If you're eating at a sit-down restaurant, it's expected that you tip your waiter 20% of the cost of your meal in total. This system is in place because paying servers far less than the minimum wage is legal and common, with restaurant owners assuming most of their income will be supplied by tips. Tipped employees in some U.S. states can make as little as $2.13 per hour , which is why it's so important to tip them 20%. Many Europeans visitin…

It's Twitter time

Twitter is officially one year away from being a legal adult. I have been on the bird app (or, in the pre-iPhone days, the bird website ) for over half of its existence, so you'd think I would have a strong opinion about Twitter being around for 17 years. At this point, I'm just glad that Twitter is still managing to function. Elon Musk's purchase of the company appears to be the beginning of the end. The website is not getting any better, and Musk's plans to drive new users to the site seem to…

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I wish I could be one of those people who could raw dog vision. By that, I mean the second you open your eyes, you can see the world without assistance from glasses or contacts . If you're a diva of the 20/20 vision experience, consider me officially jealous of you. I've worn contacts for 10 years now, and sometimes I have the creeping inner thought that I should just go and get my eyes zapped. The fact that there are lasers that can easily make your vision good in one foul swoop is so insanely…

Every trad weirdo on the internet has a different idea of how women should be. Trad guys want to return to the traditions of some idyllic version of the past, but none can seem to agree on which historical time period they're longing for. As far as I can tell, there are two camps of trad wife fashion: 1800s levels of modesty and 1950s housewives . Podcaster and known sexist Elijah Schaffer posted a tweet this week claiming that even modest women get stared at in the streets and that society has…

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