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It's 2023, and pretty much anyone with eyes or ears is well-aware that therapy helps people. And given the copious amounts of global sickness, stress, and suffering, a huge percentage of the world's population could benefit from it. Finding a good therapist, unfortunately, is much harder than accepting that you need one. Even if you manage to reach one who claims they take insurance, much of the time they are fully booked or, do not, in fact, take insurance. Not that I'm speaking from years of…

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Every generation of kids inspires a different moral panic. When Gen Xers were kids, people freaked out about TV rotting their brains. When millennials were kids, people freaked out about video games doing the same thing. When we Gen Zers were little tots, everyone was very concerned about child leashes. Of all of these panics, child leases were by far the funniest ones. These days, everybody is incredibly concerned with Generation Alpha being iPad kids . They are the first generation to be born…

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It's so lame that everybody's so bored all the time. We've got unlimited access to knowledge through our public libraries, and yet we seek out none of it. We could watch whatever we want on the internet, yet we rewatch our dumb favorite YouTube videos over and over again with diminishing returns every time. We've got the world at our fingertips, but we don't care enough about the world. Why? It's because we're tired. We spend all day working to make money, exercising our brains to figure out th…

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