Everything's bigger in Texas

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So contemporary

Every day in NYC, I am afraid that someone with 17K Twitter followers will take a picture of me on the subway, say I look lame, and get 100K likes. This is not an unfounded fear in the slightest because it literally happens all the time. Adult bullies who need to put others down to feel superior will record strangers minding their own business in public and ridicule them so that they can get a couple of measly likes on an app run by a tyrant. What a world we're living in on the place formerly k…

She's a queen

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They'll be sleeping in the movie theatre

Good times all round

It's sad to look around and see just how little free time we have for ourselves. So many of our precious moments spent on this earth are occupied by working or taking care of ourselves, and those aren't particularly fun activities. If you were to make a pie chart that shows the time you spend sleeping, working, and having fun, the having fun slice would be paltry at best and nearly invisible at worst. I'm not saying this to be a doomer. Quite the opposite, actually. I think it's our duty as liv…

Silly Billie's are also welcome

I've been a little bit of a homebody recently, and honestly, I'm not mad about it. It is so expensive to go outside and do anything in New York, so I might as well stay home and reap the benefits of the streaming services I pay for! When you're young, it's expected that you should be going out 24/7 and always be having the time of your life. I have been that girl for sure, but right now, I want to watch a 3/5-star movie at home without anybody bothering me. There is no shame in staying home som…

She knows what she wants

What kind of student were you in high school and college? When we talk about different types of students, we tend to only focus on two ends of the Bell Curve, both of which I wouldn't say I liked when I was in school. The first type is the overachiever. Don't get me wrong, I think it's noble and wonderful to try hard in school and get good grades, but I do not respect you if you're crying in class because you got a B+. The other type of kid is the delinquent, and those kids also irritated me. T…

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